gills don't help? 🐠 Sounds fishy!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "But even in cases where we *might* have avoided something if we'd done something different, shame and gills don't help." 🐠 Sounds fishy, doesn’t it? Bear Bear the ferret thinks so. I was at a writing retre...

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Apr 12, 2024
Shall we lick that calf again? 🐮

Southernism of the Week: Lick that calf again? (This can be used like “Say what?”) Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers. Doug went to WonderCon, a c...

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Apr 05, 2024
Watch out for the account bears 🐻🐼

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “…that will take time and meetings with the accountants and account bears.” Are account bears better than lawyers? Big news: Pride and Prejudice at The Cat Café is out!  It is a truth universally acknow...

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Mar 29, 2024
If he swallowed a nail he’d spit up ...

Southernism of the Week: He’s so crooked that if he swallowed a nail he’d spit up a corkscrew. Happy birthday to Reese Witherspoon! Doug says, “I couldn't imagine a more perfect person to play Felony Melanie when I wrote Sweet Home Alabama.”Visi...

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Mar 22, 2024
a new video on the Ten-Minute Writer channel + classes

It's been a while since I sent a newsletter, but I have a couple of classes coming up and wanted to share the info – plus I posted a new video on the Ten-Minute Writer YouTube channel.Cliffhangers: Keep the Pages Turning! An online forum workshop Apr...

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Mar 21, 2024
a new video on the Ten-Minute Writer channel + classes

It's been a while since I sent a newsletter, but I have a couple of classes coming up and wanted to share the info – plus I posted a new video on the Ten-Minute Writer YouTube channel.Cliffhangers: Keep the Pages Turning! An online forum workshop Apr...

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Mar 21, 2024
What's a chicken doing at the Cat Café? 🐔😺

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Chicken throat and ignored the bizarre urge to fluff her hair.” (She cleared her throat ...) That was from drafting Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. The book (number 7 in the series) is finished, but I'...

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Mar 15, 2024
A hole in your britches lets in ... 🌬

Southernism of the Week: "A hole in your britches lets in a heap of uneasiness." 💨Why is St. Patrick's day so big in Georgia? In 1813, a small group of Hibernians (members of an Irish Catholic fraternal organization) marched in Savannah to celebrate...

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Mar 08, 2024
Bear Bear the ferret is tired of winter. ❄

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Then the biggest, orneriest llama had an abscess that needed training.” Gotta train those infection pockets! (I said draining.) If you’ve read the Accidental Billionaire Cowboys sweet romance series, you probabl...

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Mar 01, 2024
Look under the hen's wing for her snuff

Southernism of the Week: “If I say a hen dips snuff, you can look under her wing for the can.” Did that convince you to trust us???Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other e...

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Feb 24, 2024