Charge with a bucket of ice water. šŸ§ŠšŸ’¦

Southernism of the Week: ā€œSheā€™d charge hell with a bucket of ice water.ā€Sounds like Melanie! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you havenā€™t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the M...

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Jul 26, 2024
Get your danger pie šŸ„§ here!

Voice recognition mistake of the day, from a mystery manuscript critique: ā€œThis feels like youā€™re setting up a future scene where sheā€™s going to be in danger of pie.ā€ (Thatā€™s up high ā€“ no dangerous pies here!)I turned in The Accidental Detective humo...

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Jul 19, 2024
So dry my duck donā€™t know how to swim šŸ¦†

Southernism of the Week: ā€œSo dry my duck donā€™t know how to swim.ā€ šŸ¦† Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you havenā€™t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Moonshinerā€™s Cabin get it...

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Jul 12, 2024
Something Purloined from the Puppy Park? šŸ¶

Wait a minute, what day is it? Oh, right, it's Friday! Time for a newsletter. I had plans to go tubing on the Rio Grande with my husband and some friends yesterday. (It's not as dramatic as it might sound. The Rio Grande is quite shallow and slo...

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Jul 05, 2024
So dry the birds build nests from barbed wire. šŸ¦

Southernism of the Week: ā€œSo dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.ā€ We hope it's not that dry where you are! New Mexico has been getting lots of clouds and a little bit of rain as we head into monsoon season. But it's sure been h...

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Jun 28, 2024