Don’t argue with idiots because ...🤪

Southernism of the Week: “Don’t argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy o...

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Nov 01, 2024
Do you want to see a ferret sweatshirt monster? 😃

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "They were fresh scrubbed, wearing long-sleeved shirts, new-looking genes and cowboy boots." 🙄  If only we could trade out our genes easily. I wouldn't mind replacing the bad back I inherited from my dad.&n...

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Oct 25, 2024
She’s all gurgle and no guts! 🤢

Southernism of the Week: “She’s all gurgle and no guts.” That means someone is a coward. You couldn't say that about Felony Melanie!Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your...

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Oct 18, 2024
Today's ferret photo: wonder twin powers... activate!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The priest picked up, and Liz shivered a little.” Goodness, what did he pick up? (That should have been the breeze picking up.) 💨 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. During a...

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Oct 11, 2024
I’d relish the chance to ketchup sometime! 🍅🥒

Southernism of the Week: “Crooked as a barrel of fishhooks.” Try to avoid those people! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Mo...

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Oct 04, 2024
What's really important? playtime and naps! 🦦

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I’m old over what he’d said so far.” Gee, what did he say to make me feel old? 👵 Oh, wait, I mulled over what he’d said so far.  That was from writing book 7 in the Accidental Detective humorous...

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Sep 27, 2024
Can you strut sitting down? 🚶‍♀️

Southernism of the Week: “He can strut sitting down.” Can you think of anyone like that? Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the M...

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Sep 20, 2024
But what happened to the elaborate tree remix? 🐶

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “William fed the remaining dogs. The elaborate tree remix and the Chihuahua had been reclaimed by their owners.” Er, that's Labrador-retriever mix. 🐶 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the...

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Sep 13, 2024
An empty wagon makes a lot of noise.

Southernism of the Week: “An empty wagon makes a lot of noise.” It means people who know nothing often talk the most. But try saying it and looking mysterious! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If yo...

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Sep 06, 2024
What secret is Bear Bear telling Yoda?

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Carl dropped some more vegetables.” While that actually makes sense, I meant chopped rather than dropped. 🥕🍅That was from Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café, along with “Caroline smiled smiley at Liz.” 😁 How...

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Aug 30, 2024