What secret is Bear Bear telling Yoda?

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Carl dropped some more vegetables.” While that actually makes sense, I meant chopped rather than dropped. 🥕🍅That was from Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café, along with “Caroline smiled smiley at Liz.” 😁 How...

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Aug 30, 2024
So dry the trees are bribing the dogs. 🥵

Southernism of the Week: “So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.” 🥵Who else is ready for gentle rain and cooler weather? But at least summer comes with some pretty colors like this sunflower against the blue sky!Kris’s voice recognition mistake of t...

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Aug 23, 2024
How can you steal yourself? 🤔

Voice recognition mistake of the week: “He stealed himself for her reaction.” 🤺 I really feel that VR should have deduced I meant “steeled” from that context.  For Fun: Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café features dogs as well as cats, includin...

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Aug 16, 2024
Do you know why you shouldn't wash a pig? 🐷

Southernism of the Week: Don’t wash a pig. They will enjoy it, they’ll still be dirty, and so will you.Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Dest...

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Aug 09, 2024
Smart animals and scary gifts for summer fun 🐘

Voice recognition mistake of the week: “I hope that fear brings you many lovely gifts.” Makes a scary kind of sense. Sometimes fear does lead to exciting new things! (but I meant "this year.") It's been hot and unusually humid in New Mexico. On...

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Aug 02, 2024
Charge with a bucket of ice water. 🧊💦

Southernism of the Week: “She’d charge hell with a bucket of ice water.”Sounds like Melanie! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the M...

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Jul 26, 2024
Get your danger pie 🥧 here!

Voice recognition mistake of the day, from a mystery manuscript critique: “This feels like you’re setting up a future scene where she’s going to be in danger of pie.” (That’s up high – no dangerous pies here!)I turned in The Accidental Detective humo...

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Jul 19, 2024
So dry my duck don’t know how to swim 🦆

Southernism of the Week: “So dry my duck don’t know how to swim.” 🦆 Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Moonshiner’s Cabin get it...

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Jul 12, 2024
Something Purloined from the Puppy Park? 🐶

Wait a minute, what day is it? Oh, right, it's Friday! Time for a newsletter. I had plans to go tubing on the Rio Grande with my husband and some friends yesterday. (It's not as dramatic as it might sound. The Rio Grande is quite shallow and slo...

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Jul 05, 2024
So dry the birds build nests from barbed wire. 🐦

Southernism of the Week: “So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.” We hope it's not that dry where you are! New Mexico has been getting lots of clouds and a little bit of rain as we head into monsoon season. But it's sure been h...

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Jun 28, 2024