Today's ferret photo: wonder twin powers... activate!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The priest picked up, and Liz shivered a little.” Goodness, what did he pick up? (That should have been the breeze picking up.) 💨 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. During a...

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Oct 11, 2024
I’d relish the chance to ketchup sometime! 🍅🥒

Southernism of the Week: “Crooked as a barrel of fishhooks.” Try to avoid those people! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Mo...

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Oct 04, 2024
What's really important? playtime and naps! 🦦

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I’m old over what he’d said so far.” Gee, what did he say to make me feel old? 👵 Oh, wait, I mulled over what he’d said so far.  That was from writing book 7 in the Accidental Detective humorous...

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Sep 27, 2024
Can you strut sitting down? 🚶‍♀️

Southernism of the Week: “He can strut sitting down.” Can you think of anyone like that? Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the M...

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Sep 20, 2024
But what happened to the elaborate tree remix? 🐶

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “William fed the remaining dogs. The elaborate tree remix and the Chihuahua had been reclaimed by their owners.” Er, that's Labrador-retriever mix. 🐶 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the...

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Sep 13, 2024
An empty wagon makes a lot of noise.

Southernism of the Week: “An empty wagon makes a lot of noise.” It means people who know nothing often talk the most. But try saying it and looking mysterious! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If yo...

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Sep 06, 2024
What secret is Bear Bear telling Yoda?

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Carl dropped some more vegetables.” While that actually makes sense, I meant chopped rather than dropped. 🥕🍅That was from Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café, along with “Caroline smiled smiley at Liz.” 😁 How...

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Aug 30, 2024
So dry the trees are bribing the dogs. 🥵

Southernism of the Week: “So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.” 🥵Who else is ready for gentle rain and cooler weather? But at least summer comes with some pretty colors like this sunflower against the blue sky!Kris’s voice recognition mistake of t...

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Aug 23, 2024
How can you steal yourself? 🤔

Voice recognition mistake of the week: “He stealed himself for her reaction.” 🤺 I really feel that VR should have deduced I meant “steeled” from that context.  For Fun: Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café features dogs as well as cats, includin...

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Aug 16, 2024
Do you know why you shouldn't wash a pig? 🐷

Southernism of the Week: Don’t wash a pig. They will enjoy it, they’ll still be dirty, and so will you.Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Dest...

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Aug 09, 2024