The cats are taking over the world! 😺

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Well, if Darius had taken the day off to play glacier for her, she might as well make use of him.” Glacier for her? 🤔 No, chauffeur! That was from writing Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. See all the b...

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Jun 21, 2024
squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams 🐃

Southernism of the Week: “He’ll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.” The meaning was more obvious when nickels had pictures of buffaloes on them. Word Histories has some other versions of this. Happy birthday Ethan Embry! He played Bobby Ray i...

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Jun 14, 2024
Take your pet to work week? Bear never helps me! 😠

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Back in a sack.” ... or maybe in a sec? But I was, after all, writing a murder mystery, so perhaps they will be back in a body bag/sack. 🤔 In the Accidental Detective humorous mystery series, a witty...

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Jun 07, 2024
"All the buzzards will come to the mule’s funeral" 🐴

Southernism of the Week: “All the buzzards will come to the mule’s funeral.” In other words, all the relatives show up at a rich person’s funeral.Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the l...

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May 31, 2024
Don't leave fingerprints on the murder rock! 😲

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "I think overall this men's group would benefit from some trimming." I meant manuscript, not men's group. 😉This Facebook memory came up: “I picked up this nice chunk of crystals on our hike yesterday and Sc...

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May 23, 2024
More twists than a pretzel factory 🥨

Southernism of the Week: “More twists than a pretzel factory.”This is generally used to refer to someone dishonest, but it would be a compliment if someone said this about our novels! (Readers have mentioned plot twists … just not pretzels.)Visit the...

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May 18, 2024
So dry the catfish are carrying canteens 🐟

Southernism of the Week: “So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.” We hope you’ve had some gentle spring rains! Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.Sp...

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May 03, 2024
Spring rains or summer reins? 🌞

Southernism of the Week: "So crooked he has to unscrew his britches at night." Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.See Kris’s Guest post on adapting Pri...

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Apr 20, 2024