Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Make the cats execute, and they might clear the shelters by New Year’s day.” Ahem, let’s change that to “extra cute.”Will you do me a favor, ? Reply and let me know what you like in the newsletter. Do you want t...
Southernism of the Week: “Don’t argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy o...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "They were fresh scrubbed, wearing long-sleeved shirts, new-looking genes and cowboy boots." 🙄 If only we could trade out our genes easily. I wouldn't mind replacing the bad back I inherited from my dad.&n...
Southernism of the Week: “She’s all gurgle and no guts.” That means someone is a coward. You couldn't say that about Felony Melanie!Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The priest picked up, and Liz shivered a little.” Goodness, what did he pick up? (That should have been the breeze picking up.) 💨 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. During a...
Southernism of the Week: “Crooked as a barrel of fishhooks.” Try to avoid those people! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Mo...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I’m old over what he’d said so far.” Gee, what did he say to make me feel old? 👵 Oh, wait, I mulled over what he’d said so far. That was from writing book 7 in the Accidental Detective humorous...
Southernism of the Week: “He can strut sitting down.” Can you think of anyone like that? Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If you haven’t yet collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the M...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: “William fed the remaining dogs. The elaborate tree remix and the Chihuahua had been reclaimed by their owners.” Er, that's Labrador-retriever mix. 🐶 That was another from writing Pride and Prejudice at the...
Southernism of the Week: “An empty wagon makes a lot of noise.” It means people who know nothing often talk the most. But try saying it and looking mysterious! Find the Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels at all retailers. If yo...