Pretty as a spotted horse in a daisy pasture 🐎🌼

Southernism of the Week: “Pretty as a spotted horse in a daisy pasture.” Also, “She had a butt like a forty-­dollar mule.” Before the tractor, farmers used mules to plow, and they wanted mules with muscular hinds. But is a $40 mule good or bad? Nowad...

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Jul 14, 2023
New online writing workshop on plotting ✍

Howdy from New Mexico where it's too darn hot! I hope your summer is going well and you're finding time to write, revise, query, or whatever your goals are  – as well as time to relax and read. I got another online writing workshop recorded and...

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Jul 12, 2023
Making a stand against Santa 🎅

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The building wasn't as old as the saloon where the founding fathers had made their last stand against Santa and his troops...” 🎅 Santa Anna, 'Santa and his'—whatever! That's from one of the billionaire cow...

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Jul 08, 2023
Pretty as a mess of fried catfish 🎣

Southernism of the Week: “Pretty as a mess of fried catfish.” How would you feel about that compliment? Did you know Felony Melanie and the Prank War is now available as an audiobook? Head back in time to the early 1990s for this laugh out loud...

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Jun 30, 2023
All hail the floof belly 😺 (and other silly stuff)!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “His latest medical research led him to investigate firemen.” 😂 (He investigated thiamine. Some romance novels do suggest that hot firemen are good medicine though!)  I just turned in the manuscript for the...

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Jun 24, 2023
Like a short dog in high grass 🐶

Southernism of the Week: “Like a short dog in high grass.” In other words, lost.For more Southern summer fun, visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.It’s s...

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Jun 16, 2023
researching poisons incognito just looks more suspicious

It's getting hot enough in New Mexico that we'll need to head to the mountains for cooler hiking. But this spring I took friends out to the desert to see some "secret" petroglyphs – rock art that isn't part of a park or otherwise marked. I particular...

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Jun 09, 2023
If I felt any better, I’d think it was a setup!

Southernism of the Week: “If I felt any better, I’d think it was a setup.” We hope you’re feeling well, and it’s not a setup! Doug, like all Hollywood screenwriters, is currently on strike. Here’s a picture of him on the picket line. For more informa...

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Jun 02, 2023
Online workshop and other help for writers 🖋

Howdy, folks! I have a free class now available online (at your own pace with recorded videos). I’ve also been blogging about some tools that help me stay physically comfortable while writing and reading. Plus I have an article posted online. If any...

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May 30, 2023
Amateur in the low seventies with a chance of rain 🌧

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Amateurs will be in the low seventies with a breeze and a slight chance of rain." Or maybe temperatures. It's late spring in New Mexico, which means dramatic skies:Blooming cacti, including these ocotillo from a...

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May 26, 2023