Voice recognition mistake of the day: “And she wasn’t helping matters by sitting there staring like a stuffed towel.” I meant owl, but I guess towel sort of works? An owl made from a towel? 🦉 Christmas Cookies at the Cat Café: 99-cent sale unti...

Southernism of the Week: “She’s more slippery than a pocketful of pudding.”Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other retailers.Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the day: “S...

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Getting involved now would only make her Toys r Us PhD that much more unbearable.” I meant torturous, but a Toys r Us PhD could be fun! That's from my current work in progress, Pride and Prejudice at the Ca...

Southernism of the Week: “He lies like a tombstone.” That’s a good one for spooky season!It’s also football season. Are you a fan? (Doug is, Kris isn’t.) Either way, check out Felony Melanie and the Prank War for some goofy fun! Pigeon Creek can...

I don't know why some photos didn't come through, but I'm trying again. I wouldn't want anyone to miss Bear Bear in his sweatpants! Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I could use another mug of mold wine.” I guess that’s the Halloween version of...

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I could use another mug of mold wine.” I guess that’s the Halloween version of mulled wine. 🦇☕  Someone Murderous at The Midnight Motel is out! Early reviews are coming in: “The characters in this book re...

Hey, writer folks! This email shares a discount offer on editorial critiques, a new YouTube Channel for writers, book news, an update on classes, and a cute ferret photo for fun.Developmental EditingI have a gap before my next work for hire assi...

Southernism of the Week: "She’s dancing in the hog trough." She's argumentative, mad.Meet teen “Felony Melanie” years before the movie Sweet Home Alabama in this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy series. Follow the crazy antics of Melanie, Jake, and the...

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “He tried to chuckle but it came out a kind of horse wheeze.” Neigh, no wheezing horses!  That was from my current work in progress, Pride and Prejudice at the Cat Café. I hope to finish it this autumn. ...

Southernism of the Week: “She’s so contrary she floats up-stream.” Kinda sounds like Melanie. But, hey, it gets her what she wants ... at least some of the time! Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy nove...