Guilty foxes and a carrot-tailed chuckwalla 🥕🦎

Southernism of the Week : “A guilty fox hunts his own hole.” 🦊Meaning: To return to the scene of the crime. Do you think that’s true or merely something in books and TV shows?Learn more about The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, a comedy series...

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May 02, 2025
How about a cup of tea and ketchup? 🍅🫖

Voice recognition mistake of the day: Voice recognition mistake of the day: "If you want to have a cup of tea and ketchup, let me know." 🍅🫖 In the Reluctant Psychic Mystery series, a quirky loner who can read the history of any object with her...

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Apr 25, 2025
Felony Melanie and the Prank War special! 🏈

Southernism of the Week: “Crabgrass lines the path to the poorhouse.” Appearances matter, in other words. Do you agree?Meet teen “Felony Melanie” years before the movie Sweet Home Alabama and follow the crazy antics of Melanie, Jake, and their friend...

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Apr 18, 2025
Mysteries at the museum of oddities 🪨🤠👽

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “It didn’t seem likely that someone in the throws🤾‍♀️ of violent conflict wood🪵 grab a particular mineral sample.” Right sounds, wrong version of two words! It should be “the throes of violent conflict would …”...

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Apr 11, 2025
Never sign nothing by neon, they say 🖊️

Southernism of the Week: “Never sign nothing by neon.” Learn more about The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, a comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama, by the scriptwriter and his sister.Doug was at WonderCon, wh...

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Apr 04, 2025
Meet Rigby and Mercury, our new young ferrets!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I was getting more comfortable with my sigh, tree." 🌬️🌳That's psychometry, the ability to read emotions left behind on objects, an ability the main character in my new mystery series has.  “Everyone says he...

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Mar 28, 2025
You developed *what* kind of design? 😕🥏

Southernism of the Week: “Church ain’t over until the choir quits singing.” 🎶Get the Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama.Happy birthday, Reese Witherspoon! She was born March...

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Mar 21, 2025
What's tame at one end and wild at the other? 🫏

Southernism of the Week: “A mule can be tame at one end and wild at the other.” Yeah, us too!  Doug is enjoying awards season in Hollywood: "I loved Anora, so happy to see it win best picture at the Spirit Awards, but I want to shout out my fav...

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Mar 07, 2025