Mysteries at the museum of oddities 🪨🤠👽

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “It didn’t seem likely that someone in the throws🤾‍♀️ of violent conflict wood🪵 grab a particular mineral sample.” Right sounds, wrong version of two words! It should be “the throes of violent conflict would …”...

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Apr 11, 2025
Never sign nothing by neon, they say 🖊️

Southernism of the Week: “Never sign nothing by neon.” Learn more about The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, a comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama, by the scriptwriter and his sister.Doug was at WonderCon, wh...

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Apr 04, 2025
Meet Rigby and Mercury, our new young ferrets!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I was getting more comfortable with my sigh, tree." 🌬️🌳That's psychometry, the ability to read emotions left behind on objects, an ability the main character in my new mystery series has.  “Everyone says he...

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Mar 28, 2025
You developed *what* kind of design? 😕🥏

Southernism of the Week: “Church ain’t over until the choir quits singing.” 🎶Get the Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama.Happy birthday, Reese Witherspoon! She was born March...

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Mar 21, 2025
What's tame at one end and wild at the other? 🫏

Southernism of the Week: “A mule can be tame at one end and wild at the other.” Yeah, us too!  Doug is enjoying awards season in Hollywood: "I loved Anora, so happy to see it win best picture at the Spirit Awards, but I want to shout out my fav...

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Mar 07, 2025
If you must collapse, why not an exotic deep? 🥱🚢

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Collapsing in an exotic deep?”That actually sounds like more fun than what I meant, which was “Collapsing in an exhausted heap?” Though I wouldn't want to collapse while scuba diving in the deep! 🤿🦑 New M...

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Feb 28, 2025
A guilty dog barks the loudest 🐶😈

Southernism of the Week: “A guilty dog barks the loudest.” The Southern version of Shakespeare’s “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” News: Let's see... Doug got new skis. Kris is almost done with the first draft of book 3 in her new psyc...

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Feb 21, 2025
Who's all hat and no cattle? 🐮🤠

Southernism of the Week: “He’s all hat and no cattle,” aka all talk and no action. 🐮>🤠Look what was #9 most popular on Disney+ this week! Sweet Home Alabama sure has staying power. Can you believe it came out in 2002?Doug did an interview for Ca...

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Feb 07, 2025