It’s okay to work a drone pace. 🐝

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “It’s okay to work a drone pace.” 🐝Hm, drone like a remote-controlled flying robot, a stingless male bee, or a menial worker? Let’s stick with “at your own pace.”That was from the writing of A Stone Cold Murder....

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May 23, 2025
so honest you could do what over the phone?🎲🎲

Southernism of the Week: “He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone.” The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie is a comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama, by the scriptwriter and his sister. ...

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May 16, 2025
Watch out for that destroying rack! 🍵

Voice recognition mistakes of the day: Liberty rinsed her mug and put it in the destroying rack. “I bring my own teabag and have a monk there in the morning,” she said. That should be “dish drying rack” and “a mug” there in the morning. In A Sto...

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May 09, 2025
Guilty foxes and a carrot-tailed chuckwalla 🥕🦎

Southernism of the Week : “A guilty fox hunts his own hole.” 🦊Meaning: To return to the scene of the crime. Do you think that’s true or merely something in books and TV shows?Learn more about The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, a comedy series...

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May 02, 2025
How about a cup of tea and ketchup? 🍅🫖

Voice recognition mistake of the day: Voice recognition mistake of the day: "If you want to have a cup of tea and ketchup, let me know." 🍅🫖 In the Reluctant Psychic Mystery series, a quirky loner who can read the history of any object with her...

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Apr 25, 2025
Felony Melanie and the Prank War special! 🏈

Southernism of the Week: “Crabgrass lines the path to the poorhouse.” Appearances matter, in other words. Do you agree?Meet teen “Felony Melanie” years before the movie Sweet Home Alabama and follow the crazy antics of Melanie, Jake, and their friend...

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Apr 18, 2025
Mysteries at the museum of oddities 🪨🤠👽

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “It didn’t seem likely that someone in the throws🤾‍♀️ of violent conflict wood🪵 grab a particular mineral sample.” Right sounds, wrong version of two words! It should be “the throes of violent conflict would …”...

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Apr 11, 2025
Never sign nothing by neon, they say 🖊️

Southernism of the Week: “Never sign nothing by neon.” Learn more about The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, a comedy series featuring the characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama, by the scriptwriter and his sister.Doug was at WonderCon, wh...

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Apr 04, 2025
Meet Rigby and Mercury, our new young ferrets!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I was getting more comfortable with my sigh, tree." 🌬️🌳That's psychometry, the ability to read emotions left behind on objects, an ability the main character in my new mystery series has.  “Everyone says he...

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Mar 28, 2025