Voice recognition mistake of the day: "You don't yet have stored towels to draw the reader forward." I was suggesting this author needed more story problems. Not sure how that became stored towels. Have I been missing out on a way to entice read...
Doug says: My plans have taken an unexpected turn. But I will not reveal the location of the Resistance base!Southernism of the Week: “Make like an alligator and drag your ass out of here.” from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderAn Alabama ghost story...
Voice recognition mistake of the day via the smartphone: "I'm a dog today." Any guesses to what I intended to say? (The answer is below.)Monsoon season has lasted late in New Mexico. We had a full week of cloudy, drizzly days. Hooray for rain in the...
Southernism of the Week: “Like a sow needs a sidesaddle.” In other words, unnecessary – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug did a book signing of the Felony Melanie books before the 20th Anniversary Screening of Sweet Home Alabama at the...
Voice recognition mistake of the week: "Kidnapped for anthem?" I was brainstorming ideas for a book, but I was thinking of ransom. You could probably write an anthem about kidnapping, but I don't think you'd have to actually kidnap someone to do it.&...
Southernism of the Week: “The most action since Grandpa peed on the electric fence.” – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderHere’s Doug at the Burbank Film Festival awards ceremony, where he presented awards for original and adapted feature screenpl...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "I'm bifurcated as Chris Eboch." What I actually said was "I write for kids as Chris Eboch." Hm, since bifurcated means "divided into two branches," I guess that's technically correct. September in New Mexic...
Southernism of the Week: Like a child that’s lost his chewing gum on a henhouse floor – it makes you want to tune up and cry. - from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderIt's launch day! Felony Melanie and the Prank War is out: This week, everyone in tow...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: “A few had obvious Ms. spellings.” We’re still in monsoon season in New Mexico, which makes for some wonderful skies!In cat news, Charlotte, NC’s first cat café celebrates 1,000 adoptions! Read more here. &...
Southernism of the Week: Like a frog on a busy road with a busted jumper: apprehensive – From You All Spoken Here by Roy Wilder:Does anyone else get a little PTSD seeing the back-to-school pictures? Keep summer going by saving plenty of time for read...