Wait, who has a hard head and a clear conscience? 🐐

Southernism of the Week: “Like what God gave a billy goat: a hard head and a clear conscience.” – from You All Spoken Here by Roy Wilder Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links...

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May 19, 2023
Why is a Viking riding a rhinoceros by a lake?

Southernism of the Week: “Thin as a rake and twice as sexy.” ReadingForRelaxation gave Felony Melanie in Pageant Pandemonium 5 stars and said, “Some of the best parts are sneaking off after the football game, the ‘Melanie sandwich’ from Clinton and E...

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May 05, 2023
Keep away all those gold digger varmints!

Voice-recognition mistake of the week: “Perhaps mining colonies in space would mean fewer destructive minds on Earth." I meant mines rather than minds, but sure, let's send the destructive minds to space! Reality Check: In Something Deadly on De...

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Apr 28, 2023
Celebrating is best with a tiny umbrella ☂

Voice-recognition mistake of the week: I said "Adult and children's" and somehow that became "enchiladas." I guess it knows I'm in the Southwest and makes assumptions. (In other news, my newsletter system tells me that "enchiladas" is a spammy ad wor...

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Apr 14, 2023
hang out the washing on his breath 🌬

Southernism of the Week: “His breath’s so strong you could hang out the washing on it.” Which Sweet Home Alabama character would get that comment?Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the l...

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Apr 07, 2023
The half pretzel twist for intermediate yogiferrets

Voice recognition mistake of the week: Posterior if you think everyone would be interested. (I meant “Post here…”) It's spring in New Mexico, which means it's sunny, cloudy, windy, and rainy, sometimes at the same time in different parts of the sky....

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Mar 31, 2023