Watch out for ambitious llamas! 🦙

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I’m currently writing a cowboy romance. Here’s an excerpt:           He gave her a pleading look. “You’ll come by too, won’t you? Protect me from danger?”&nb...

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Feb 04, 2022
🐶 prouder than a hound pup with his first flea

Southernism of the Week: "I’m prouder than a hound pup with his first flea." Hey, just because YOU wouldn't be proud of getting fleas...Kris says: Voice recognition often gets confused by character/friend names. Phil becomes fill. Jim becomes gym. Bu...

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Jan 28, 2022
Hey, grab that dog scholar! 🐶🎓

Voice recognition mistake of the day: Josh jumped forward and grabbed the dog scholars. (Or maybe the dog’s collars.) A huge thanks to everyone who rates or reviews books for giving me over 200 Amazon and GoodReads ratings for Coffee and Crushes...

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Jan 21, 2022
gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane 🌬

Southernism of the Week: 2022 is moving “faster than a teenage girl with juicy gossip.” Before you know it, it will be “gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane.”Voice recognition mistake of the new year: "I hope that fear brings you many lovely gift...

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Jan 15, 2022
The ferrets welcome us home! 😀

Voice recognition mistake of the day – "It smelled and should arrive tomorrow."That should be "It's mailed." Don't want to scare the recipient! Happy New Year, and welcome new subscribers! If you haven't yet gotten the novella Lions and Love at...

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Jan 08, 2022
Tolerate fools? ? We don't think so!

Happy New Year! We hope 2022 brings you many good things. It would be nice if that included ease of travel and safety for large gatherings, but at the very least we predict lots of wonderful books to read.Here's a New Year's resolution from drama cri...

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Jan 01, 2022
Bear and Panda wish you a cozy and snuggly winter. ❄

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "He made a few horse noises, like he was trying to talk." 🐴Neigh! I meant hoarse noises. Happy Christmas Eve to those who celebrate! Bear and Panda wish you a cozy and snuggly winter. They hope you have tim...

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Dec 24, 2021
😜 Why you should never argue with stupid people

Southernism of the Week: More advice that can come in handy during the holiday season and year-round: “Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain Doug had a birthday this mo...

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Dec 18, 2021
When making hot buttered rum, go easy ... ☕

Voice recognition mistake of the day, regarding the making of hot buttered rum: I wouldn't go too heavy on the clothes. (Or the cloves, for that matter.)I hope you’re enjoying winter, unless you’re in the southern hemisphere, in which case I hope you...

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Dec 11, 2021
"Oh, you think I’m cute when I'm angry?" 😠

Southernism of the Week: This one sounds like Melanie, but it could be useful for holiday family gatherings: “Oh so you think I’m cute when I get angry? Well get ready because I’m about to be GORGEOUS.”Kris and Doug spent Thanksgiving with their moth...

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Dec 03, 2021