Of course I'll maim you in a book! 🔪📕

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Of course I'll maim you in a book." That was supposed to be *name you*. It is a writer's prerogative to injure and kill off annoying people through our work, but I don't usually threaten people that way in e-mai...

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May 13, 2022
Is that a pig on your sofa? 🐷

Whoops - this was supposed to go out last Friday but it's showing as 'not scheduled' so ... hope you're having a good week and sorry we're late!Southernism of the Week: “It’s plain as a pig on a sofa.” The phrase is attributed to Flannery O’Connor, b...

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May 11, 2022
🐻 would a bear eat banana peel?

If you'd prefer, you can Follow me on Amazon or Follow me on BookBub for new release and sale alerts!  Voice recognition mistake of the day: “he re-strained himself.” That's how you end up with a double hernia. Maybe try removing that hyphen.Som...

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Apr 29, 2022
Do you know what 🐸 Frogmore stew is?

It's almost all book stuff this week. We can't help it; we're authors. We pretty much don't have stuff that isn't book stuff. But to start, here’s your… Southernism of the Week: His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.Kris was recently at...

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Apr 22, 2022
🐢 The turtle slippers flapped and ...

Voice recognition mistake of the day – “the turtle slippers flapped a couple of times.” Make that “turtle’s flippers.”BBC Scotland shares a video from Inside The Zoo: The First Litter Of Lion Cubs In Ten Years Something Shady at Sunshine Haven, a hum...

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Apr 01, 2022
It's like playing chess with a pigeon 🕊

Southernism of the Week: On arguing with idiots: “It's like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to poop on the board and strut around like it won.”Reese Witherspoon had a birthday on Tuesday! Happy birthday, Ree...

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Mar 25, 2022
Most writers are harmless. We'll only kill ...💀

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “Most writers are harmless.” I meant most spiders are harmless, though the other is also true – we'll only kill you in our books. Speaking of which … Have you grabbed your free mystery story collection? It s...

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Mar 18, 2022
cowboy wine holder and flashy rats 🐀

Southernism of the Week: “Flashy as a rat with a gold tooth.” Because  everything is flashier on a rat, we guess?Can you believe Sweet Home Alabama came out twenty years ago? Check out Reese Witherspoon and other celebs in “Must-See Throwbacks f...

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Mar 11, 2022