Error of the Day: I was writing a review of a picture book on my Kindle. "This is fiction, but it could be used to discuss fact versus ..." Predictive text suggested: "zombies." 😲Here in New Mexico, it feels like winter early in the morning and sprin...
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Southernism of the Week: Howdy - Is it cold where you are? Colder than a banker's heart on foreclosure day at the widows' and orphans' home? In the South, a lot of comments on the cold weather seemed to be a bit raunchy. Skip over these next few if...
You haven't heard from me for a while. Or possibly ever, depending on when you joined this list. To remind you, you signed up for this list to get information about my writing classes.Yes, I have one coming up! I also have two writing books on sale f...
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Posterior if you think everyone would be interested." (No posteriors needed. I just wanted to invite people to "Post here.")Would you like to get an early, FREE copy of the next cat café book (tentatively titled...
Southernism of the Week: In honor of Valentine’s Day, here are some southern expressions of love.I love you a bushel and a peck. 😘If you’d be my mine, I’d be happy as a pig in slop!I’ve loved you since the git-go. (We can imagine Jake saying this to...
Voice Recognition Mistake of The Day: “Don't let the blues guy feel you. That wind was better cold.”Ahem. Let's try that again, voice recognition on the phone: "Don't let the blue sky fool you. That wind was bitter cold."If you haven't yet gotten you...
Today’s Southernism is a quick excerpt from book 2, Felony Melanie and the Big Smashup: The sheriff stepped back to frown at the side of her [demolition derby] car. Melanie pulled forward. “Hang on now,” the sheriff said. “Hey there, you old f...
Hey - howdy, from New Mexico. Here's a little Southwest sunset beauty:Weirdest auto-fill suggestion of the day: “… three miles walking in the snow and ice cream.” If you had that much ice cream, why would you go anywhere? 😋Kitten Bowl: Hallmark Chan...
Southernism of the Week: “She ain't got the good sense God promised a Billy goat.” Seems all too relevant these days! I also need to find a place to use “Swat my hind with a melon rind!” 🐐 - You're receiving this because you chose to sign up for our...