Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The sushi set over them.”Or perhaps that should be “They show she's not over him.”You're receiving this because you signed up for my newsletter. If you want to unsubscribe, no problem – see below. If you haven't...

Southernism of the Week: “Well that just dills my pickle!” 🥒That means the person is happy. Turning cucumbers into pickles is a reason to celebrate. (Although some people use the phrase when irritated. No statement is so confusing that it can't be m...

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I can't actually blame this on voice recognition, because I stumbled over my words. But I'll simply note that there's a big difference between "I murmured" and "I murdered." 😳Recipes from the Cat Café has been u...

Southernism of the Week: “Common sense isn't a flower that grows in everyone's garden.” That’s a rather polite way of calling someone a fool. 😁Kris’s Recipes from the Cat Café has been updated! Now it contains 22 of the recipes mentioned in books 1...

Goodreads Giveaway – win one of 100 copies of The Furrever Friends Cat Café Sweet Romance Collection (books 2-6)! Already have your copies? Let your cat-loving friends know about this!Voice recognition mistake of the day: I can't really blame this on...

Southernism of the Week: “The porch light's on, but no one's home.” Southerners really know how to insult people.Kris’s Voice Recognition Error of the Week: “The thief excerpt from the gnome's e-mail …” What does that even mean? Did someone steal fro...

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Our parents are also fascinated by toilet paper rolls and they also move things by backing up with them!"Everything about that came out right except it was supposed to be ferrets rather than parents. 😂 Sorry Mo...

Southernism of the Week: “Act like you been to town before.” This one might come in useful as more people get back to social activities!We hope you’re finding time to relax this summer, like Panda and Bear Bear, Kris’s ferrets.Southern Treat of the W...

"Ferrets are popular pets because they're energetic," they say. Bear Bear says:It's important to keep up with the current guidelines for what is allowed in carry-on bags: Couple Stopped At The Airport After Accidentally Packing Their Cat. It's m...

Southernism of the Week: “As welcome as an outhouse breeze.” During our summer heat waves, that’s extra welcome!Welcome to our new readers! And apologies – the email system might not have added new names since May 10, so this may be the first you've...