A man walked past eating a donkey... 🤔

Southernism of the Week: “Like a sow needs a sidesaddle.” In other words, unnecessary – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug did a book signing of the Felony Melanie books before the 20th Anniversary Screening of Sweet Home Alabama at the...

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Oct 07, 2022
You can write for ... chickens? 🐥

Voice recognition mistake of the week: "Kidnapped for anthem?" I was brainstorming ideas for a book, but I was thinking of ransom. You could probably write an anthem about kidnapping, but I don't think you'd have to actually kidnap someone to do it.&...

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Sep 30, 2022
🐷 What if your pig and playbook are stolen?

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "I'm bifurcated as Chris Eboch." What I actually said was "I write for kids as Chris Eboch." Hm, since bifurcated means "divided into two branches," I guess that's technically correct. September in New Mexic...

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Sep 16, 2022
Felony Melanie and Jake are caught in a 🏈 prank war!

Southernism of the Week: Like a child that’s lost his chewing gum on a henhouse floor – it makes you want to tune up and cry. - from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderIt's launch day! Felony Melanie and the Prank War is out: This week, everyone in tow...

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Sep 09, 2022
Chai tea cookies and a few obvious Ms. spellings 😂

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “A few had obvious Ms. spellings.”  We’re still in monsoon season in New Mexico, which makes for some wonderful skies!In cat news, Charlotte, NC’s first cat café celebrates 1,000 adoptions! Read more here. &...

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Sep 02, 2022
Greeting fall like a frog with a busted jumper 🐸

Southernism of the Week: Like a frog on a busy road with a busted jumper: apprehensive – From You All Spoken Here by Roy Wilder:Does anyone else get a little PTSD seeing the back-to-school pictures? Keep summer going by saving plenty of time for read...

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Aug 26, 2022
Kraken 🐙 arm across her shoulders... 😮

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Kraken arm across her shoulders...." That would be a very different book from the one I was writing, which merely has a man who "draped his arm across her shoulders.I hope you’re having a good summer and stayed...

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Aug 19, 2022
It’s like licking honey off a blackberry vine 😜

Southernism of the Week: “It’s like licking honey off a blackberry vine: it ain’t easy.” – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug is doing talks on “Story Development” and “Mastering the Hollywood Pitch” at StoryExpo in LA on September 17.Kris go...

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Aug 12, 2022
Humor, books, and a 🧁 cookie dough cupcake recipe!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I looked down at my parents' black and white cat harlot when dozing beside me.”Those of you who've read my Accidental Detective mysteries might know that the cat’s name was supposed to be Harlequin. Somethi...

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Aug 05, 2022