A Yogiferret backbend with a blep for style! 😜

I promised you a bonus ferret photo last time, and I swear I uploaded it, but it didn't deliver. So here it is! Princess Pandemonium on the left and Bear showing off his yogiferret moves on the right:Voice-recognition mistake of the week: “Gilford ti...

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Dec 10, 2022
I'd relish a ketchup walk sometime! 😁

Southernism of the Week: “Company’s coming; add a cup of water to the soup.” A good one for the holidays, we suppose!Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the week: "I hope you and I can have a ketchup walk sometime." (I'd relish that!)Doug and Kris sp...

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Dec 03, 2022
How I got a new violin (but not really) 🎻

Here's a throwback picture of Panda giving me kisses. I'll share another cuddly ferret picture at the end of the newsletter.Cat lovers will want to check out these “40 Minimal Illustrations For Art, Nature And Cat Lovers.” These would make great post...

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Nov 26, 2022
Watch out for the hated pool! 😁

Southernism of the Week: “I ate so many armadillos when I was young, I still roll up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.” 🐶Odd mistake of the week: Browsing vacation home rentals, Kris came across one with a "hated pool." What do you suppose the poo...

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Nov 19, 2022
Riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels 😋

Southernism of the Week: “He’s riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.” That means he’s lucky, because, we guess, biscuits and gravy are yummy when done right. We already had that for the Southern Treat of the Week, but read on for this week’s nod...

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Nov 05, 2022
How about a box of tease? ☕

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "You don't yet have stored towels to draw the reader forward." I was suggesting this author needed more story problems. Not sure how that became stored towels. Have I been missing out on a way to entice read...

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Oct 29, 2022
Make like an alligator and ...🐊

Doug says: My plans have taken an unexpected turn. But I will not reveal the location of the Resistance base!Southernism of the Week: “Make like an alligator and drag your ass out of here.” from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderAn Alabama ghost story...

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Oct 22, 2022
I'm a dog today. 🐶 How are you?

Voice recognition mistake of the day via the smartphone: "I'm a dog today." Any guesses to what I intended to say? (The answer is below.)Monsoon season has lasted late in New Mexico. We had a full week of cloudy, drizzly days. Hooray for rain in the...

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Oct 15, 2022
A man walked past eating a donkey... 🤔

Southernism of the Week: “Like a sow needs a sidesaddle.” In other words, unnecessary – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug did a book signing of the Felony Melanie books before the 20th Anniversary Screening of Sweet Home Alabama at the...

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Oct 07, 2022