Cat cafes 😻☕ vs polluted gnomes 👺

Voice recognition mistake of the day from a friend: "I have never used polluted gnomes." That was supposed to be nom de plume.Welcome new readers! If you haven't yet gotten your copy of the free 35-page novella, Lions and Love at the Cat Café, you ca...

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Oct 16, 2021
The wormhole is open to the 1980s!

Totally Rad Wormhole is out!: Two nerds from the eighties accidentally open a wormhole to today, go to their high school reunion, and meet their future selves. Horrified at what they’ve become, they set out to change their fate. Get the book on...

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Oct 09, 2021
Keep cozy with cats and ferrets (and maybe a wormhole)

Voice recognition mistake of the day: Voice recognition doesn't know "Pippi," so "like Pippi" confused it. That’s how it came up with “Lycanthropy Longstocking.” A classic updated for the modern age?A recent scene from New Mexico:We’ve all heard that...

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Oct 02, 2021
The sushi 🍣 set over them 🤔

Voice recognition mistake of the day: “The sushi set over them.”Or perhaps that should be “They show she's not over him.”You're receiving this because you signed up for my newsletter. If you want to unsubscribe, no problem – see below. If you haven't...

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Sep 18, 2021
Well that just dills my pickle! 😁

Southernism of the Week: “Well that just dills my pickle!” 🥒That means the person is happy. Turning cucumbers into pickles is a reason to celebrate. (Although some people use the phrase when irritated. No statement is so confusing that it can't be m...

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Sep 11, 2021
New recipes from the cat café! 🐱☕

Voice recognition mistake of the day: I can't actually blame this on voice recognition, because I stumbled over my words. But I'll simply note that there's a big difference between "I murmured" and "I murdered." 😳Recipes from the Cat Café has been u...

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Sep 04, 2021
🌻 Common sense doesn't grow in everyone's garden

Southernism of the Week: “Common sense isn't a flower that grows in everyone's garden.” That’s a rather polite way of calling someone a fool. 😁Kris’s Recipes from the Cat Café has been updated! Now it contains 22 of the recipes mentioned in books 1...

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Aug 28, 2021
Down at lemon tart farm 🍋

Goodreads Giveaway – win one of 100 copies of The Furrever Friends Cat Café Sweet Romance Collection (books 2-6)! Already have your copies? Let your cat-loving friends know about this!Voice recognition mistake of the day: I can't really blame this on...

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Aug 21, 2021
Why you should never trust a gnome 🧙‍♂️

Southernism of the Week: “The porch light's on, but no one's home.” Southerners really know how to insult people.Kris’s Voice Recognition Error of the Week: “The thief excerpt from the gnome's e-mail …” What does that even mean? Did someone steal fro...

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Aug 14, 2021