Dear humans,The female survived! We're very pleased about this, as we need her to feed us. She is more reliable than the male. She has emerged from the sales drive gauntlet, and she is biting her nails (and having anxiety attacks) hoping that she is...
Long story short, humans:The female's brother-in-law is in ICU with a confirmed positive test of COVID. As such, she has a very limited number of spoons, and those spoons are going to her sister first, and should any be left afterwards, she'll distri...
Dear humans,Today, the female is fleeing her comfort zone and doing a very brief interview over at Chat and Spin radio. It's a British thing, and they do late-night international author broadcasts, which is pretty nifty. Honestly, we have no idea wha...
Dear humans,We survived! The weekend was super busy, so the female hunkered and did her thing. She is having coffee today after a week off from it. We are expecting her to bounce off the ceiling given ten minutes and any form of stimulation.Today is...
Dear humans,The female has a to-do list twenty miles long, possibly several miles wide. On Monday, she's launching an attempt to hit USA Today with Whatever for Hire. In 2018, she did an attempt, showed up on the preliminary list, but got bumped off...
Dear humans,The female has something called an 'air plant.' It is a devious little thing that lives in a box on her desk with the orchids. When she waters it, she carries it in the bathroom and gives it a bath in the sink. She finds this hilarious fo...
Dear humans,The female did not write 8,010 words yesterday, but she did get done 4,700 words, which is 1,700 words more than the moment she ran out of steam. Good job, human! You didn't quit despite wanting to. Hooray!Today, her game plan involves wo...
Dear humans,As of yesterday, the female has turned from coffee forager to tea glutton. It's the honey. It's always the damned honey.In bad news, she's gonna have to get more honey hits soon because she's going to be going through roughly a pound of h...
Dear humans,The female should be receiving three vessels for the future carcasses of her failed planting attempts. Yeah. She has more issues than we know how to deal with, but we try to provide her with therapy. She purchased 2 mango papaya bath bomb...
Dear humans,The female got this super nifty organic all natural ingredients frou-frou bath bomb. You know, the ones that come in nice gift boxes and cost more than they probably should, but they have super nice things in them that make the skin feel...
