Dear humans,Greetings, my name is Princess. You might remember me. Once upon a time, the human let my sister (Tia) and I rampage and use the keyboard at our whim. But then my sister crossed the rainbow bridge, and this made the human very sad, so my...

Howdy, folks. It has been a hot minute since I've done a newsletter update (especially one that hasn't been just a duplicate of the blog but with some extras.)I hope that you're doing well!In an effort to be somewhat brief, here goes:1: Vampire of Mo...

It came to my attention today, when sending my email about Hoofin' It being $0.99, that approximately half of my mailing list had mysteriously been assigned to the nether.I contacted my mailing provider, and they performed emergency care on my accoun...

Hey, folks. I have issues. A lot of them. One of those issues was forgetting I HAVE an email thingie, thus forgetting to USE said email thing.I remembered! It's here!... Of course, that involves having energy to do things with the thing I have rememb...

Hey, folks.Please note this email also appears on my blog. (I have an ear infection, woke up super late, and went the route of laze... this is the only work I'm doing today, because I want to rip my ear off, I feel like garbage, and anything beyond t...

This will be cross-posted to the blog as well, so please don't be surprised if you get something twice. (I'm tired, quite lazy, and so on.)It's been a while since I've done a general update, so let's get down to business. I've linked to Amazon, but I...

Hey, y'all.I have issues.Earlier today, I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye and saw a struggling hummingbird checking to see if there was any available nectar. (There wasn't.)Well, there wasn't... but not for long.Ten minutes later, I put...

Hey folks,You get the human entity for today's email. While I sent the intel on the short story release to the blog, I wanted to drop a link to Shattering the Glass Slipper, which is a twisted version of fairy tales. (I'm suspecting a bunch of them a...

Dear humans,We return! Hooray! In case you're new to us or simply don't remember this absolutely adorable picture of us, we're Zazzle and Princess! I, Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant, love my pink shark. It is mine, but I'm nice and allow my sister to us...

Dear humans,First, we of the Furred & Frond Management would like to apologize for being quiet. It's Princess here today, as Zazzle is off catching a nap. The female has a bazillion different balls rolling around on the floor, and she's essential...