Catnapped has released!

Dear humans,We're sorry we've been quiet. The Blain household moved. The movers were the worst movers to have ever moved anything. Much was broken. The female's brain? Definitely broken.The female is doing better now, and she's getting back into the...

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May 11, 2021
We're... still here. Mostly.

Dear humans,Life happened. The male went to the hospital after vomiting blood. He survived and came home.That is why we have been quiet.The female is trying to return to normal life now that things are settling down again.We're sorry for being quiet....

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Feb 07, 2021
Dirty Deeds is now available!

Dear humans,Hey, subscribers of the not-anywhere-near-daily email list. The light at the end of the tunnel grows closer. We are hoping to resume closer-to-daily emailing as soon as she isn't completely drowning in work. The 19th signals the end of th...

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Jan 12, 2021
License to Kill is out in the wilds!

Dear humans,(A word from the human here: I am under one more hard deadline, I'm exhausted, and I just don't have the umph to be, well, funny in this mailer. I need to get back to work, do the work-type things, and make sure Wild Wolf is ready for its...

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Dec 23, 2020
General update, plus why today sucks.

Dear humans,This will be short, sweet, and to the point.When the female moved to California several years ago for the male's work, the female's mother adopted two of the female's four kitties, because the laws where they moved to only allowed two and...

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Oct 01, 2020
TGIF, humans!! TGIF!

Dear humans,It comes as no surprise the female is tired mixed in with more tired and some even more tired. She'd drink a quarantini, but she doesn't get along well with alcohol, so she's writing instead. That's almost the same thing, right?This is a...

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Sep 18, 2020
Booked for Kidnapping: Release date & news!

Dear humans,If you follow our blog, you have already seen this notice. We'd be sorry this isn't really all that new (and the female shamelessly copy-pasted the stuff below this note) but she's tired and needs to get back to work on Outfoxed, which is...

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Sep 12, 2020
We're still alive. But it's smokey as heck here.

Dear humans,We woke up to the alarm this morning to pre-dawn apocalyptic skies. We have filed this under the "not good" category.As such, everybody is sheltering away from the evil smoke and avoiding going outside. The female now feels qualified to w...

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Sep 10, 2020