Dear humans,

We survived! The weekend was super busy, so the female hunkered and did her thing. She is having coffee today after a week off from it. We are expecting her to bounce off the ceiling given ten minutes and any form of stimulation.

Today is the day! Whatever for Hire is on sale for $0.99. Hooray! You can grab it from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, or Apple Books if you don't have it already, and if dragging your friends and family into fun book worlds is your thing, we are cats and firmly believe you should.

Grave Humor also releases next week, and that is excitement making for the female. Honestly, if she gets much more excitement in her days, she's going to become non-functional and need a nap. As we're cats and approve of naps, we support her naps!

The female beat the male at a game of Scrabble over the weekend. Male seeks to reclaim his place as an alpha male. Female is making him stew for a few days before she will crush his delicate sensibilities again.

He wants all two-letter words banned because the female ruthlessly used them to score points against him.

Scrabble: the game that adds much tension to relationships.

(They had a good time.)

Today will be very busy for the female, but if you're a facebook user, please swing by the page! A generous person gave the female a few codes for an ebook copy of Whatever for Hire, which she'll give away a little later in the day.

For now, we're going to skitter off, as the day is short and the to-do list is long.

(But we survived, hooray!)

~Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant