Dear humans,The humans are happy. It rained today in not-sunny Cupertino, and after skirting 100 degree heat (in F), let me tell you, the humans are happy they have the windows open. We do not approve of the screen door, but are basking in the cool a...

Dear humans,The female has melted onto the floor in a heap. While writing Booked for Murder, she decided she needed Chinese food. By need, we mean she was reduced to begging the male. Please please please please let her have Chinese food, she wailed....

Dear humans,The female walked outside (onto the balcony) with bare feet. She now has burned feetsies. We tried to warn her frail non-desert creatures such as herself should not do such things, but she didn't listen to us. We're not even willing to go...

Dear humans,Every rare now and again, the female stumbles upon something so perfect she must stop, stare, and simply enjoy it. On the twitter, a gentleman told a story of how someone he knows who speaks English as their second language met... a Canad...

Dear humans,Who knew being the spokesfelines of a human could be so controversial or complicated? We've seen it all from yesterday's expression of the female's rage. Some humans were nice humans, understanding the female is a very ordinary human with...

Dear humans,Once again, some asshole (probably named Karen, and she wants to speak to the manager) reported typos on one of the female's books. So, instead of working on writing new books, she fixed an old one, got into a really bad mood, and isn't w...

When someone steals Diana’s cat, a former lab animal rescued from death’s door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isn’t the smartest move, but there’s no way in hell she’ll abandon M...

Dear humans,The female is setting up the preorder for her birthday book. I interrupted the upload process long enough to send you this email.We're excited. Are you?Some of you may remember when she first announced it, but... something wickedly delici...

Dear humans,The female is meeping and running around like a chicken with no head. I'm sure she'll be fine. She has plans for hot chocolate and cocoa this afternoon. She will also find other ways to consume all the dairy so she can suffer all at one t...

Dear humans,SQUEE.We can be excited! Grave Humor is finally out in the wilds, and the female is so, so happy she can finally ditch being a book hoarder and share it all with you. <3We'll spare you the links since we gave them to you yesterday. You...