Dear humans,

As of yesterday, the female has turned from coffee forager to tea glutton. It's the honey. It's always the damned honey.

In bad news, she's gonna have to get more honey hits soon because she's going to be going through roughly a pound of honey a week. That's bad news for her wallet, possibly her waistline... great for her traumatized stomach, which notified her please, no more coffee. Please. Since it said please nicely twice, the female went to the tea with the honey.

She found it to her liking and now she's guzzling it by the gallon.

The female has a big day today, so we're going to leave you with the news.

The Run Around has released. Hooray!

The female received a package in the mail yesterday. It contained a board game, dice, and a Mulan figurine. She may have sent this package to herself. She sang "Happy birthday to me" while opening it. The male seems to believe someone that is not the female sent her the package.

The female is in no hurry to tell the male she sent herself the birthday package.

Happy early birthday to the female. Learn to share! We want to play with the shinies, too.

She wrote 8,009 words yesterday.

She wants to write 8,010 words today.

Wish her luck.

The female's to-do list looks approximately as follows:

1: Allow cats to send their daily letter.

2: Write blog post, mention The Run Around's release.

3: Edit a chapter for the pretty client

4: Edit a chapter of Dawn of Dae

5: Write 2k Booked for Murder

6: Write 2k Doggone Mess

7: Write 2k A Chip on Her Shoulder

8: Write 500w Runaway

9: Write 500w The Trickster King

10: Write Opening Scene of The Vampire of Montana

Do not ask how many hours this will take to accomplish. We don't want to make the female cry.

Someone better take the tea and honey away from her, though. It makes her do crazy things.

P.S.: if the comment button is still broken, feel free to hit reply and send a note! We may not reply to every letter sent to us, but we do read them all. (And don't feel badly if we don't get around to sending a reply. The female is a little swamped right now trying to play catchup. She is reading your kind notes!)

Speaking of notes, 400 of the postcard stamps arrived. That leaves her 100 short, but the postcards haven't arrived yet. (She has already ordered more of the postcard stamps. They just haven't gotten here yet.) The first postcard to be sent will feature Bonds. She does not have a label printer so she is handwriting all of the addresses. This takes time. We're not sorry this takes time. Everything will be sent as time allows!

Thank you for your understanding, humans.