Southernism of the Week: "She makes a hornet look cuddly." You're receiving this because you chose to sign up for our newsletter. If you want to unsubscribe, no problem – that link is at the end. If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Mela...
Voice-recognition mistake of the week: I said "Adult and children's" and somehow that became "enchiladas." I guess it knows I'm in the Southwest and makes assumptions. (In other news, my newsletter system tells me that "enchiladas" is a spammy ad wor...
Southernism of the Week: “His breath’s so strong you could hang out the washing on it.” Which Sweet Home Alabama character would get that comment?Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the l...
Voice recognition mistake of the week: Posterior if you think everyone would be interested. (I meant “Post here…”) It's spring in New Mexico, which means it's sunny, cloudy, windy, and rainy, sometimes at the same time in different parts of the sky....
Southernism of the Week: “So poor I had a tumbleweed as a pet.” Seems appropriate for this windy spring.Happy Birthday to Felony Melanie herself: Reese Witherspoon! Reese was born March 22, 1976, in New Orleans. Her father was a medical student, and...
Voice recognition mistake of the week: “It wouldn’t take Richard long to figure out that Teresa’s passions came from thrift stores.”That was from the dictated first draft of my fifth and last Accidental Billionaire Cowboy book, which I just got back...
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Southernism of the Week: "Cold as a well-digger’s knee. Cold as a frosted frog. Cold as a cast-iron commode." That's how cold it was in Southern California when Kris visited Doug. We did get a few short breaks in the rain to get out walking though! K...
Voice recognition mistake of the week: When writing up an interview on the fourth Accidental Detective book, I dictated: "This plot allowed me to get Kate and Jen out of the city and into the rugged wilderness, where everything wants to buy or stab y...
Southernism of the Week: “So skinny she shades herself under the clothesline.” Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.Kris will be in California with...