🐮 Need a cowboy for your electric cattle?

I like this photo both because Bear Bear is moving so fast it blurred his face, and also because he's trying to close his sister in a box marked "Fragile, handle with care."Voice recognition mistake of the day: I’m writing the fifth Accidental Billio...

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Jan 21, 2023
Time to put out the fire, call in the dogs 🐶

Southernism of the Week: At the end of holiday visits, you might have said, “It’s time to put the chairs in the wagon.” Or maybe “It’s time to put out the fire and call in the dogs.” Perhaps even “It’s time to swap spit and hit the road.” 😝  Do...

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Jan 13, 2023
Coffee so strong it’ll walk into your cup ☕

Southernism of the Week: “Coffee so strong it’ll walk into your cup.” Anyone feeling the need for that as we head into a new year?We spent Christmas week in Arizona with our mother. The Phoenix area is not quite your typical winter wonderland, but it...

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Dec 30, 2022
Watch where you aim that camel 🐪

Voice recognition mistake of the week: I’m writing book 5 in the Accidental Detective series and wound up with this: “I only hoped we were far enough away that he wouldn’t be able to tell her camel was aimed at him.” 🐪  That was supposed to be...

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Dec 23, 2022
If it's raining cod, stay inside 🐟

Southernism of the Week: “We’ve howdied but we haven’t shook.” A possible part of a Southern greeting. Doug celebrated his birthday last week. Here’s a throwback photo of Doug and Kris with their puppy Bandit: You can give Doug a birthday presen...

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Dec 17, 2022
A Yogiferret backbend with a blep for style! 😜

I promised you a bonus ferret photo last time, and I swear I uploaded it, but it didn't deliver. So here it is! Princess Pandemonium on the left and Bear showing off his yogiferret moves on the right:Voice-recognition mistake of the week: “Gilford ti...

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Dec 10, 2022
I'd relish a ketchup walk sometime! 😁

Southernism of the Week: “Company’s coming; add a cup of water to the soup.” A good one for the holidays, we suppose!Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the week: "I hope you and I can have a ketchup walk sometime." (I'd relish that!)Doug and Kris sp...

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Dec 03, 2022
How I got a new violin (but not really) 🎻

Here's a throwback picture of Panda giving me kisses. I'll share another cuddly ferret picture at the end of the newsletter.Cat lovers will want to check out these “40 Minimal Illustrations For Art, Nature And Cat Lovers.” These would make great post...

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Nov 26, 2022
Watch out for the hated pool! 😁

Southernism of the Week: “I ate so many armadillos when I was young, I still roll up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.” 🐶Odd mistake of the week: Browsing vacation home rentals, Kris came across one with a "hated pool." What do you suppose the poo...

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Nov 19, 2022