Kraken šŸ™ arm across her shoulders... šŸ˜®

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "Kraken arm across her shoulders...." That would be a very different book from the one I was writing, which merely has a man who "draped his arm across her shoulders.I hope youā€™re having a good summer and stayed...

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Aug 19, 2022
Itā€™s like licking honey off a blackberry vine šŸ˜œ

Southernism of the Week: ā€œItā€™s like licking honey off a blackberry vine: it ainā€™t easy.ā€ ā€“ from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug is doing talks on ā€œStory Developmentā€ and ā€œMastering the Hollywood Pitchā€ at StoryExpo in LA on September 17.Kris go...

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Aug 12, 2022
Humor, books, and a šŸ§ cookie dough cupcake recipe!

Voice recognition mistake of the day: ā€œI looked down at my parents' black and white cat harlot when dozing beside me.ā€Those of you who've read my Accidental Detective mysteries might know that the catā€™s name was supposed to be Harlequin. Somethi...

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Aug 05, 2022
Keeping it cooler than the other side of the pillow šŸ˜Ž

Southernism of the Week: ā€œIā€™m cooler than the other side of the pillow.ā€ This refers to attitude, but these days weā€™d all like to cool down. Flipping the pillow over might not be enough though. Hereā€™s how Bear Bear the ferret stays cool. Kris ma...

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Jul 29, 2022
How about a visit in the shower? šŸ¤­

Autofill weirdness of the day: I typed in "How about 7:30 for a visit in the s" and autofill suggested "shower." Um, I was going for "shade." The shower could also be cooling, but it makes social distancing harder. šŸ˜‚I've been having some trouble with...

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Jul 22, 2022
Tackling summer like a four horned Billy goat! šŸ

Southernism of the Week: ā€œLike a four horned Billy goatā€: an aggressive show off. ā€“ From You All Spoken Here by Roy Wilder.If you missed Doug's appearance last week on KINY where he discussed Juneau, Alaska, influences in the Sweet Home Alabama movie...

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Jul 15, 2022
Would you work for room, board, and a small celery?

I went up in a small plane today ā€¦ for research. Really! Iā€™m working on a cowboy romance where the hero is a crop duster. Writing is such a tough job. Iā€™m in the back seat, so I didnā€™t have to fly. It was a ā€˜relatively smoothā€™ day, so I only got mode...

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Jul 08, 2022
Like buzzards roosted in my mouth! šŸ˜

Southernism of the Week: Like buzzards roosted in it: how oneā€™s mouth feels after a night of corn whiskey. (From You All Spoken Here by Roy Wilder)Can you believe itā€™s been twenty years since Sweet Home Alabama came out? Glacier Cinema in Juneau, Ala...

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Jul 01, 2022
Time to visit my deer riding friends šŸ¦Œ

Voice recognition mistake of the day: ā€œIronic that I'll miss catching up with all my long-distance dear writing friends because I'll be catching up with my local deer riding friends.ā€ Something Deadly on Desert Drive is out! ā€œIn the humorous Accident...

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Jun 24, 2022
šŸ¦Ø Like the skunk said when the wind changed...

Can you believe itā€™s been twenty years since Sweet Home Alabama came out? Glacier Cinema in Juneau, Alaska ā€“ Doug and Krisā€™s hometown ā€“ will be hosting a free 20th anniversary screening of the movie at 10 am on July 2. Doug will be doing a brief...

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Jun 17, 2022