Riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels 😋

Southernism of the Week: “He’s riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.” That means he’s lucky, because, we guess, biscuits and gravy are yummy when done right. We already had that for the Southern Treat of the Week, but read on for this week’s nod...

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Nov 05, 2022
How about a box of tease? ☕

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "You don't yet have stored towels to draw the reader forward." I was suggesting this author needed more story problems. Not sure how that became stored towels. Have I been missing out on a way to entice read...

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Oct 29, 2022
Make like an alligator and ...🐊

Doug says: My plans have taken an unexpected turn. But I will not reveal the location of the Resistance base!Southernism of the Week: “Make like an alligator and drag your ass out of here.” from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderAn Alabama ghost story...

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Oct 22, 2022
I'm a dog today. 🐶 How are you?

Voice recognition mistake of the day via the smartphone: "I'm a dog today." Any guesses to what I intended to say? (The answer is below.)Monsoon season has lasted late in New Mexico. We had a full week of cloudy, drizzly days. Hooray for rain in the...

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Oct 15, 2022
A man walked past eating a donkey... 🤔

Southernism of the Week: “Like a sow needs a sidesaddle.” In other words, unnecessary – from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderDoug did a book signing of the Felony Melanie books before the 20th Anniversary Screening of Sweet Home Alabama at the...

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Oct 07, 2022
You can write for ... chickens? 🐥

Voice recognition mistake of the week: "Kidnapped for anthem?" I was brainstorming ideas for a book, but I was thinking of ransom. You could probably write an anthem about kidnapping, but I don't think you'd have to actually kidnap someone to do it.&...

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Sep 30, 2022
🐷 What if your pig and playbook are stolen?

Voice recognition mistake of the day: "I'm bifurcated as Chris Eboch." What I actually said was "I write for kids as Chris Eboch." Hm, since bifurcated means "divided into two branches," I guess that's technically correct. September in New Mexic...

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Sep 16, 2022
Felony Melanie and Jake are caught in a 🏈 prank war!

Southernism of the Week: Like a child that’s lost his chewing gum on a henhouse floor – it makes you want to tune up and cry. - from You All Spoken Here by Roy WilderIt's launch day! Felony Melanie and the Prank War is out: This week, everyone in tow...

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Sep 09, 2022