I'm gonna bake my rustic cake and run... 🎂🏃‍♀️ (eBookFairs news)

May 03, 2023 11:06 pm

imageHowdy! You used your email to enter the eBookFairs April Roundup and giveaway. I've pasted a recent newsletter below, so you can check it out. If you DO want to be added, please sign up for our Rom-Com newsletter here. You'll get Felony Melanie Destroys the Moonshiner’s Cabin. These first two chapters from the novel Felony Melanie in Pageant Pandemonium stand alone as a short story. Then you'll start getting the newsletter every two weeks.


You can also find the Felony Melanie romantic comedy novels at all E-book retailers. Readers love reconnecting with their favorite characters from the Sweet Home Alabama movie. Head back in time to the early 1990s for this laugh out loud rom com based on one of the best rom coms of all time. Now for the most recent newsletter:


Southernism of the Week: "She makes a hornet look cuddly."


Misheard song lyrics of the day: "I'm gonna bake my I'm gonna bake my rustic cake and run..." That's from “Rustic Cake” – I mean “Rusty Cage” – which Soundgarden wants to break, not bake.


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Kris’s latest release is The Billionaire Cowboy's Proposition: Cody and Mallory have struck sparks off each other since high school theater. A decade later, prickly Mallory is working to save the Last Stand, Texas theater. Thanks to his family’s enormous lottery win, former crop-dusting pilot Cody has plenty of money to help. Mallory won't take a handout, but if Cody invests in the theater, she’ll play the part of his fiancée to ward off fortune hunters. But is Mallory a good enough actor to hide her true feelings? And will Cody plant his feet in Last Stand or fly away?

 

“This whole series has been fun, but this story really made me think.” – author Sinclair Jayne. Get the Accidental Billionaire Cowboys series.


imageKris's mystery and romance newsletter comes out on Fridays alternating with this newsletter. If you don't already get it, sign up here and get an Accidental Detective short story, a 30-page sweet romance set in the world of the Furrever Friends cat café, and “22 recipes from the cat café,” all free!


Southern Treat of the Week: Floribbean: "Unlike other Southern food cooked in oil, Floribbean cuisine is light and fresh. Dishes are built around bountiful local fish, fruit, and vegetables and influenced by waves of immigrants from Asia, the Caribbean, and Latin America." (You still get key lime pie!) via “A Tasty Trip Through the South.


Dear voice recognition software: It may not seem like it, but there's a big difference between "I took a tasty nibble" and "I took a tasty nipple." Please get your mind out of the gutter and pay attention. 🤭


Find More New Authors and Books

 

Detectives & Criminals: Explore mysteries with a touch of humor, romance, paranormal, or horror. It's fun to see what you can judge by the covers!


Sweet Romance Giveaway: Stock up on contemporary and historical romance e-books, and even a few paranormal and romantic suspense titles – all "sweet and clean" and all free when you sign up for the author's newsletter (unsubscribe any time)


Cozy Mystery & Clean Romance Free Reads: If you like your books on the sweeter side, check out these additional FREE sweet romance and cozy mystery novels! 


The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie are prequels to the movie Sweet Home Alabama by the screenwriter and his sister.


imageDouglas J. Eboch is a screenwriter and author who wrote the original screenplay to the movie Sweet Home Alabama starring Reese Witherspoon. In his novel Totally Rad Wormhole, two nerds from the eighties accidentally open a wormhole to today, go to their high school reunion, and meet their future selves. Horrified at what they’ve become, they set out to change their fate. Get the book on Amazon or in a variety of e-book formats on Smashwords.


imageKris Bock writes novels of mystery, suspense, and romance. In the Accidental Detective series, a witty journalist solves mysteries in Arizona and tackles the challenges of turning fifty. Kris’s Furrever Friends Sweet Romance series features the employees and customers at a cat café. In the Accidental Billionaire Cowboys series, a Texas ranching family wins a fortune in the lottery, which causes as many problems as it solves. Sign up for the Kris Bock Mystery and Romance newsletter and get a free Accidental Detective short story and bonus material, a free 30-page sweet romance set in the world of the Furrever Friends cat café, and a printable copy of the recipes mentioned in the cat café novels.


To keep getting this newsletter every two weeks, please sign up for our Rom-Com newsletter here. If you only want New Release Alerts, you can follow Doug on Amazon and/or follow Kris on Amazon or BookBub. See all of Kris Bock's links.

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