Finer than frog hair split eight ways!
Aug 11, 2023 10:31 pm
Southernism of the Week: “She’s finer than frog hair split eight ways!” Frogs don't have hair, so split it eight ways and it becomes extremely fine indeed. (She’s so fine she’s nonexistent? 🤔)
Pigeon Creek can’t wait for the big football game against their hated rivals. Then their pig mascot and Jake’s playbook go missing. Can the gang recover the stolen items before the team is disgraced in front of both towns?
Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.
A Baby for the Billionaire Cowboy: Pregnant Daisy flees from the altar to Last Stand, where she gets a job with the Tomlinson charity fund. She dives into work, determined to build a new life for herself and her baby. Xander has a soft spot for babies, sick animals, and anyone in need. That includes his pregnant new employee, but she’s totally off-limits. As their friendship grows and the baby’s father makes demands, will they learn to fight for each other?
San Diego Comic-Con is over, but the memories Doug made with friends will last!
The voice recognition mistake of the week comes from a friend: “I was reading a Revolutionary War text, and it took me far too long to realize that every instance of the word clone should really have been done.”
It's been hot in the Southwest, so Bear Bear the ferret has decided all camping trips should be inside where there's air conditioning.
Word of the day: Backpfeifengesicht – a face that’s begging to be slapped (German).
A Taste of Romance: Want a summer getaway? If your vacation can only take place in the pages of a book, check out this big group of sweet romance novels. Visit small towns, English villages, farms, wineries, and beaches.
Books on our radar
A Millionaire's Love Story Box Set: A Clean Contemporary Romance Series, by Lottie Morgan: "Sara and Darcy met in an online millionaire group for women trying to balance work and relationships. Sara is a tech mogul in San Francisco; Darcy is a world traveler and author of geocaching adventures. Davis, Darcy's brother, fell head over heels for Sara the moment she walked into the boardroom of the law firm where he worked, but she was dating someone else. Levi worked the front desk at the hotel where Darcy was giving a seminar. They formed an instant connection but were opposites in nearly every way. Can these two couples work through everything life throws at them to create lasting love?"
Falling For My Grumpy Boss, by Willa Lyons: "He's a contrary diamond in the rough. She's sweet, with enough fire to warm his heart. Butch, a damaged loner with a mysterious past, rescues Joelle from a rowdy gang of drunken hoodlums. Joelle is the daughter of the man who was once his best friend. She aims to repay this quiet cowboy for his kindness. Unable to resist her charm, Butch reluctantly lets her work for him on his ranch. This mismatched pair finds it challenging to ignore the attraction blossoming between them, and the past threatens to keep them apart. Can they span the gulf between them?" Free with newsletter signup.
Pawsitively Love, by Annee Jones: "When she goes on the run with a man she just met to rescue eight cats, six dogs and a tortoise, what could possibly go wrong? Or perhaps...just right? Monica Wilkins loves her job caring for homeless pets at the local animal shelter. When she’s told the shelter is closing and all the animals will be sent over the rainbow bridge, she'll do whatever it takes to save them. Even if it means involving a dangerously handsome man with a truck and a farm who has no idea what he's gotten himself into... This is a short, sweet romcom featuring a feisty heroine, hunky hero, and a menagerie of zany but lovable pets!"
The Boyfriend Deal, by Charity West: "When Hadley’s ex-boyfriend starts to stalk her, she takes drastic measures and kisses the first boy who walks past her locker. Tyler Robbins, the captain of the football team, has a reputation for using girls and tossing them aside. All of that changes the moment Hadley’s lips touch his. Tyler proposes they pretend to date as a way to save them both—him from his mother and her from her ex-boyfriend. Hadley reluctantly agrees, but she’s nowhere near prepared for the journey ahead.
Cocoa and Kisses: A Second Chance Small Town Romance (Walla Walla Sweet Romances), by Brynn Lee: "Marketing big shot Sierra McDermott was climbing the corporate ladder and thought helping with her little sister's basketball fundraiser over the holidays would be a slam dunk. Sierra didn't expect the ex-fiancé to be the basketball coach. Now she has to work with him. Dustin Winters was blindsided when Sierra ghosted him three years ago. He wants answers, he wants closure, and he wants her back. With feelings growing and walls crumbling, will Sierra and Dustin find a solution to the issue keeping them apart? Curl up with this fun and feisty holiday romance."
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