When someone steals Diana’s cat, a former lab animal rescued from death’s door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isn’t the smartest move, but there’s no way in hell she’ll abandon Mr. Flooferson the Magnificent to his fate.

Teaming up with the son of a demon, an angel, and one hell of a woman might push Diana to the limits of her courage and sanity. Unless she wants to sell her soul to the devil, she must cope with her new partner, make the most of a bad situation, and find out who stole her cat and why.

What she learns will forever change humanity—and lead to a battle destined to forever change the heavens and the devil’s many hells.

Releasing May 11, 2021. (Catnapped is the birthday book of 2021!)

Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Z5ZZRp

Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catnapped-r-j-blain/1137023147?ean=2940162894155

Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/catnapped/id1513416935

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/catnapped-9

We're excited, humans.

The female has already started this book, and she's just having a grand time with it! If you like books like Whatever for Hire, Grave Humor, and Playing with Fire... this one is going to have similarities with all of the above. (Although Diana's doohickey will be of a triad bent, although he definitely comes with some fun quirks! You'll like him. If you like Emerick, you'll really like him.)

In 2021, the female will be on a much reduced schedule, especially for preorders. She is very tired, and while she'll still be writing, she will not be doing many more preorders. At absolute most she will do two or three more. In reality, we're hoping for only one more. Preorders and deadlines are exhausting.

The titles she said she would work on will be worked on, but they will be live releases. (In short, she will load them into vendors when they are ready, she will wait for all vendors to have the books live, and then she will announce their releases. You might end up with a month with three releases, you might see no releases in two months. We're sorry. Well, mostly. Sanity is important, and she's lost most of hers.

So, that's that. News from the trenches! You have been news'd, folks!

And now, the female has a date with Booked for Murder, and she must conquer all. In fifteen minute intervals, while hopped up on coffee. Tomorrow is her birthday, and she has plans with the male. As such, there won't be a missive. (We're not really sorry about no missive tomorrow. She is going to sleep in, explore her new stamps with her male, and play board games, and eat good food, and relax. She has earned these things!)

The female will be attempting a USA Today run on Catnapped, because that book deserves it. (and the female deserves a chance to at least try for it.)

If you want to help, here are a few things you can do:

1: Preorder. (While Amazon preorders are hugely needed, Barnes & Noble and Apple preorders are also critical. If she doesn't get enough of those, she won't qualify.)

2: Shelve the book on goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53417928-catnapped

3: If you aren't preordering, please wishlist the book on Amazon.

4: Tell your friends!

Thank you!

And now, the female must have coffee and work.

~Zazzle and Princess