Dear humans,

If you're subscribed to the blog or the new release mailing list, you have already read this, but since you've bothered to open this one, uhm... the female is having coffee, this won't end well, and truth be told, we ran all over her at the wee hours of the morning, so it's really our fault she's having coffee. Plus stress. We're pretty sure this is stress drinking of coffee.

P.S.: We are really sorry about the two releases being delayed, but the female needs time to breathe. She forgot to schedule that in. Plus life, the universe, and everything.

Now, onto the new release, A Chip on Her Shoulder!

After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene’s brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she’s determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who’d poisoned him with grade-a transformatives.

If she wants to perform a miracle, she’ll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels refuse to help.

None of the other so-called benevolent divines are willing to help her, either.

Running out of time and options, Darlene prepares to storm the gates of hell for her brother.

She never expected to fall in love with the Devil.

Warning: this novel contains a woman with a chip on her shoulder, humor, and one hell of a hero. Proceed with caution.

E-book versions are available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, Kobo, and Google Play.

Paperback versions are available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Bookshop.org. (And possibly other bookstores, too?)

Library copies: A Chip on Her Shoulder has been distributed to various library systems in the US. Please inquire with your local librarian about ordering ebook or print copies of the title. While not all libraries will order the titles, some will, and it doesn't hurt to ask your friendly librarians if they'll be willing to circulate a copy!

Audiobook: It has been contracted, it will be a while. (Expect 3-5 months. Sorry. That's how long audiobooks take. 1-2 months for production, 1-2 weeks for proofing, 1-2 months for audio distribution to vendors.)

We hope you enjoy the book! If you love it, please review it, and take a moment to mark great reviews as helpful. (It's really nice when you do this, and makes the female not sad.) Marking the great reviews as helpful is an excellent way to help your favorite authors out. (Let the positivity rise to the top!)

And now, the female is retreating to her bunker, where she will... hey... wait... PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN, FEMALE. No. Not for you! What do you mean 'fuck today' and you're 'having coffee or somebody dies'?

Damn it, female.

I guess she's having coffee today.

P.S.: Don't let the PA find out. It's between you, me, and the rest of the internet, but not the PA. She'll yell... justifiably. Possibly righteously.

Wild Wolf & The Flame Game Delays

Due to the female's work load, the Flame Game is being delayed until November 24, 2020, and Wild Wolf is being delayed until January 19, 2021. We apologize for the inconvenience. The female has written 2,000 whole words of the Flame Game, which means there is no way she can realistically finish Outfoxed, which is halfway done and the Flame Game in the month of September. She needs the extra time.

Wild Wolf is being delayed because it has minimal preorders compared to the other two titles in December, and the female does not want a casket for Christmas.

We thank you for your understanding, and we apologize.

Starting in 2021, the female will only be launching preorders for completed books, and they will last for a period of three months to allow her time to promote them, rest, and otherwise transition to a saner, healthier schedule.

At current, these are the books the female will be working on in 2021:

Client from Hell (Mag Rom Com spinoff)

Catnapped (A Mag Rom Com)

Booked for Kidnapping (Vigilante Magical Librarians #2)

Up in Smoke (Fox Witch #2)

Runaway (Royal States)

Whatever the heck the second Blood Bound Book is called. Silent Stalker! That's it. Silent Stalker. (Lowrance Vampires #2)

Thanks for all of your support, everyone. We hope you love A Chip on Her Shoulder.

Happy Reading!