Dear humans,

We return! Hooray! In case you're new to us or simply don't remember this absolutely adorable picture of us, we're Zazzle and Princess! I, Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant, love my pink shark. It is mine, but I'm nice and allow my sister to use it sometimes.

Other times... no.

As you're receiving this email, you have signed up to enjoy updates, missives, and so on! Hooray! We're glad to see you. The female is quite tired, so we're handling this bit of business.

Mostly, we're introducing you to the female's new Sekrit Pen Name. We ask that you treat this like the Fight Club. We don't talk about the Fight Club, mostly.

(If you think a friend or family member will love it, shove the link in their face, squeal your delight, but neglect to mention our female is the one behind it.)

Did we mention she's tired?

But let's get down to business. Here is the cover. One day, the female will reveal what the G.P. means. We'll give you a clue, though: it's not perverted.

When we first saw this cover, we of the Furred & Frond Management only had one thing to say: that man knows exactly what he's doing... meeeooooow~

Like other books the female writes, there is no sex on the page. There shall be shenanigans. Most of the leads will be male. (Possibly all. There ARE female cops in the world... but uhm... let's just say the dragon in charge hoards pretty male cops and one of the other dragons in charge hoards pretty female cops, and this is just a thing the cops roll their eyes about because dragons, man.)

P.S.: There are a fuckton of dragons in this book. Do you know what that unicorn is? BELEAGUERED. That poor unicorn. Look at those sad, sad unicorn eyes.

I mean... assuming you can stop looking at that delicious cop.

(We're being honest... the first time we saw this, we may have asked, "What unicorn??")

Oh... Description and links? You want those? Okay. We have those.

Newly promoted Detective Jace Smithson has his hands full with solving the murders of ten men and the kidnapping of a unicorn capable of producing diamonds. On the surface, the crime appears to be a classic tale of greed and violence, but digging deeper reveals something sinister has come to Cauldron City.

Securing the safety and security of those he swore to protect is only the beginning of Jace’s problems. Add in his relationship with the dragons of Cauldron City along with a few personal secrets, and he’s the ideal target for the killer. Surviving to tell the tale will test his wit and skills in ways he never thought possible.

But if he wants to obtain justice for the wronged, he will have to face his challenged beliefs and come to terms with the darker realities of the city he calls home.

If you are an otter, cindercorn, or spicy pony with bite on the monthly patreon or you are a member of the per novel patreon, you will be receiving this book a few days before its release.

Yes, it is marked at $7.99 because it is a really long book.

Links: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Apple Books | Kobo

Genre: Paranormal Investigative Urban Fantasy with romantic tendencies. (This is not a rom com, and characters may not have settled in with one and only in the first book. Books will be HEA/HFN, but the big focus is the mystery and shenanigans. Let's just say the ladies are... definitely interesting!)

If you like the males of the Mag Rom Com series and the males from the Royal States series, you'll probably enjoy Magic, Mayhem, and the Law in Precinct #153.

If you liked 101 Ways to Die, you're really going to like Magic, Mayhem, and the Law in Precinct #153.

We'll be back with more news as we get it, humans! And more kitty pictures.