US bombs Afghanistan AND economy

The United States military bombed the hell out of the Taliban and the US Congress bombed the hell out of the US economy, then they went on a six-week vacation.You gotta love our federal government. And by that, I mean loathe with every fiber of your...

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Aug 02, 2021
The Morning Sixpack Monkey took the day off

Hello!I'm writing a very brief email to you today because you've probably noticed that the Morning Sixpack didn't hit your inbox today at 8am Pacific, like it normally does.There's a reason for that. My "news monkey" took the day off. Seems we ran ou...

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Jul 30, 2021
Invest in masks...

The CDC announced yesterday that you should probably go back to wearing masks in social settings, since, ya know, the delta variant (among others) is wreaking widespread havoc across the nation, even among vaccinated people.Kids will be wearing masks...

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Jul 29, 2021
Me and Bobby McGee

That song is stuck in my head, especially the line, "Freedom's just another word for 'nothin' left to lose.'"Delta is just another word for...we're fucked?I don't mean to be a downer (it's just my nature - a combination of skeptic, pessimist, and rea...

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Jul 29, 2021
Invest in masks...

The CDC announced yesterday that you should probably go back to wearing masks in social settings, since, ya know, the delta variant (among others) is wreaking widespread havoc across the nation, even among vaccinated people.Kids will be wearing masks...

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Jul 28, 2021
House Select Committee convenes today in DC

This could be...dynamite or a dud.I don't know. The way things work in DC, I'm betting on a big fat DUD.But let's see what happens. I hope America glues itself to the TV and watches the whole thing in its entirety, like the OJ Simpson trial.I doubt,...

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Jul 27, 2021
Me and Bobby McGee

That song is stuck in my head, especially the line, "Freedom's just another word for 'nothin' left to lose.'"Delta is just another word for...we're fucked?I don't mean to be a downer (it's just my nature - a combination of skeptic, pessimist, and rea...

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Jul 26, 2021
Fri-DAY!

Hi there,Here's my update for July 23rd, 2021...@MDGNewsmanRT @TG22110: Maybe it’s just me, but no matter how hard I may try, I still don’t get the concept of how intentionally planning to kill your…5:07 AM · Jul 23, 2021View on Twitter@MDGNewsmanRT...

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Jul 24, 2021
🦟 COVID-19 is wreaking havoc in three Southern states

😮 SURPRISE!Texas, Florida, and Missouri (Misery?) are currently contributing 40 percent to all COVID-19 cases. Most, of course, are the new Delta variant, which turns out to be "one of the most infectious respiratory viruses we know of, and that I h...

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Jul 23, 2021