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Hi there, I don't do this often enough, but I should. Not for the normal "marketing" reasons ("trim your list, improve your open rates" blech), but because I want to do how I can serve you better.What?You haven't opened an email from me in the past m...

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May 22, 2022
Mercedes sold a car for $142 million

A single car just sold for $142 million.And little elon musk has been accused of sexual harassment. Surprised? I'm not.Oh, and he allegedly paid the woman $250,000 to keep quiet about it.Sound familiar? Stormy Daniels has a career in advising women w...

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May 20, 2022
Thursday news recap

Hi there,Here's a daily update for May 19th, 2022...🗒️ Lawmakers grill Interior chief over oil and gas drilling plans amid high prices(CNN)Interior Sec. Deb Haaland squared off with lawmakers on Thursday at a contentious Senate hearing that addressed...

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May 19, 2022
"Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli let loose early from prison

May 19, 2022 The Morning SixpackBuffalo terrorist set to appear in court today, another shooting, this time at a school graduation, "Pharma bro" Martin Shkreli let loose from prison, and some Fords just catch fire.I guess the "F" in Ford now stands f...

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May 19, 2022
"Pharmo Bro" Martin Shkreli let loose early from prison

May 19, 2022 The Morning SixpackBuffalo terrorist set to appear in court today, another shooting, this time at a school graduation, "Pharma bro" Martin Shkreli let loose from prison, and some Fords just catch fire.I guess the "F" in Ford now stands f...

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May 19, 2022
Nutjobs win in Penn

Whew, what a day yesterday was! The crazies won their fair share, but at least Madison Cawthorn was sent home.May 18, 2022 The Morning SixpackBig primary day across several states, Cawthorn concedes, nutjobs win in Penn, Ben Franklin told people how...

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May 18, 2022
Subscriber Drive!

I'm going to be honest and up front: I need more subscribers. I'm writing The Morning Sixpack every business day, day in and day out...for just a very few subscribers.And while I LOVE YOU, I need more. I'm not satisfied 😜So please forward this email...

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May 17, 2022
More mass shootings over the weekend

At least two mass shootings "happened" over this past weekend, one in Buffalo, New York, by a white supremacist hellbent on killing Black people and the other in Orange County, California, by an old Asian man hellbent on killing fellow Asians...in a...

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May 16, 2022
Five GOP House members were subpoenaed yesterday

So some more GOP goons were caught for election fraud...and subsequently fired.Why is it that the people who cry foul all the time are the ones caught...um...fouling so much?PROJECTION.That's what it's called :)And FIVE House reps got subpoenas yeste...

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May 13, 2022
It's Friday the 13th, so you know what that means!

So some more GOP goons were caught for election fraud...and subsequently fired. Why is it that the people who cry foul all the time are the ones caught...um...fouling so much?PROJECTION.That's what it's called :)Today's Morning Sixpack contains a CAS...

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May 13, 2022