🚫 No fans allowed at Tokyo Summer Games (Olympics)

I can't say I didn't see that one coming! Officials for the 2021 Tokyo Summer Olympics have ruled out letting spectators attend any events at the Games, after Japan declares a state of emergency over another wave of COVID-19 rearing its ugly head.Whe...

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Jul 08, 2021
SURPRISE - COVID-19 is on the rise (again)

Dagnabbit (checks spelling)!Not surprisingly, new COVID cases are triple in unvaccinated areas compared to vaccinated areas.But I guess it's a trade-off, after all: Those unvaccinated aren't carrying around the Bill Gates tracking device.So there's t...

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Jul 08, 2021
Haitian President Jovenel Moïse: Assassinated

If life were a movie, it would be utterly fantastic.But it's not. It's real. And today's Sixpack brings a lot of crappy things to light.***PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) — Gunmen assassinated Haitian President Jovenel Moïse and wounded his wife in their...

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Jul 07, 2021
SURPRISE - COVID-19 is on the rise (again)

Dagnabbit (checks spelling)!Not surprisingly, new COVID cases are triple in unvaccinated areas compared to vaccinated areas.But I guess it's a trade-off, after all: Those unvaccinated aren't carrying around the Bill Gates tracking device.So there's t...

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Jul 06, 2021
Taking the day off

Hello!I wanted to let you know that there won't be a Morning Sixpack today. I was up way too late for no good reasons at all.I didn't watch the neighbors trying to burn the forest down.In fact, I did not watch any fireworks at all. The fam and I watc...

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Jul 05, 2021
Tweet-O-Rama Bing Bomb A-Dum Duh Duh Dum

Try saying that once, much less 3 times!My takes on the twitterverse below.One day, I'll do my OJ Simpson twitter impersonation for you.But not today.Enjoy.@MDGNewsmanRT @DanPriceSeattle: Companies will spend millions of dollars on ads to convince yo...

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Jul 05, 2021
It's July 4 and you know what that means:

Wildfires and housefires and shit blowin' up.So be prepared. This is NOT a warning but a prediction. Shit will catch fire today. People will lose limbs.I hope not in your neck of the woods.Happy Fourth!Make it a great day!Bill🍺 PS - Buy me a beer to...

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Jul 05, 2021
It's July 4 and you know what that means:

Wildfires and housefires and shit blowin' up.So be prepared. This is NOT a warning but a prediction. Shit will catch fire today. People will lose limbs.I hope not in your neck of the woods.Happy Fourth!Make it a great day!Bill🍺 PS - Buy me a beer to...

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Jul 04, 2021
Trump Org and its CFO - Indicted!

Hey there,WHELP, the Trump Organization and its CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted today for allegations of unpaid taxes on benefits for Trump Organization executives. SURPRISE!The grift that keeps on grifting. That's #TFG's MO.In other news, Dona...

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Jul 02, 2021