Hello!
I'm writing a very brief email to you today because you've probably noticed that the Morning Sixpack didn't hit your inbox today at 8am Pacific, like it normally does.
There's a reason for that. My "news monkey" took the day off. Seems we ran out of bananas, and even though I made a "midnight run" to acquire said bananas ("but the store was OUT OF bananas!"), News Monkey said, "Nine!"
(He's kind of a Nazi.)
So he's on strike.
No Morning Sixpack today and News Monkey doesn't work weekends, so...let's hope for a return on Monday.
Meanwhile, I'll be searching for bananas. And Butterfingers. He really likes those.
See you Monday.
Make it a great day!
Bill
🍌PS - Help a brother out! I need News Monkey to be fully onboard Monday morning. You can help me buy him bananas by contributing here.
📰 PPS - Read the blog here. There might be something good there. I dunno. News Monkey probably loaded it with memes about stupid humans.
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