Hello!

I'm writing a very brief email to you today because you've probably noticed that the Morning Sixpack didn't hit your inbox today at 8am Pacific, like it normally does.

There's a reason for that. My "news monkey" took the day off. Seems we ran out of bananas, and even though I made a "midnight run" to acquire said bananas ("but the store was OUT OF bananas!"), News Monkey said, "Nine!"

(He's kind of a Nazi.)

So he's on strike.

No Morning Sixpack today and News Monkey doesn't work weekends, so...let's hope for a return on Monday.

Meanwhile, I'll be searching for bananas. And Butterfingers. He really likes those.

See you Monday.

Make it a great day!

Bill

🍌PS - Help a brother out! I need News Monkey to be fully onboard Monday morning. You can help me buy him bananas by contributing here.

📰 PPS - Read the blog here. There might be something good there. I dunno. News Monkey probably loaded it with memes about stupid humans.