Dear humans, We were supposed to do the book faire today, but the female is really tired. She didn’t sleep well tonight. She got the bare minimum of work done today, so she is going to retreat into her cave and relax for the rest of the evening. She...
Dear humans, Happy holidays! We hope you have had a wonderful day. The female received a lovely present from a friend of Cajun food. Some of her favorite relatives were Cajun, and they always brought their food and culture up from Louisiana when they...
Dear humans, Murder Mittens is now available in the wilds. You can grab your copy at the following vendors: Amazon, Apple Books, Kobo, and B&N. This snippet was stolen from the female for your enjoyment. Why was murdering irate, irrational, ignor...
Dear humans, The female is tired, but she is doing the best she can. In good news, the male has three hockey games to watch, or some such, which means he will be glued to the magic glowy box for a minimum of six hours. The female is pleased with this...
Dear humans, The female washed her hair last night. She found the necessary spoon to eradicate the rabid grease weasel. She completed her transformation into a rabid squirrel, as her hair went POOF and apparently, static electricity is real, and so i...
Dear humans, The female has gone, quite possibly, truly insane this time. She has taken to stabbing pieces of cloth with sharp, pointy things, muttering curses, counting… possibly casting some dark spell… we really aren’t sure. (She’s cross-stitching...
Dear humans, License to Kill is out in the wilds! You can acquire your copy at your favorite vendors, but here’s the link to Amazon, since that’s what most people request. (The female is on the last of her deadlines, so we’re chopping so she dodges h...
We survived the apartment inspection. We were written up for having small scratches on the kitchen floor. (Side note: it is the cheapest kitchen flooring money can buy, and we’ve been here about three years… Yay.) So there’s that. There are two books...
The cats are enjoying their feline privilege and are sleeping, so you get the human of the operations today. The complex has decided they’re doing inspections on Wednesday. Let’s just say both humans have been working deadlines and we’re behind on th...
Dear humans, The cheese thief has done the right thing. We are pleased. The female is pleased. A hugeeeeeee bag of shredded Colby Jack was also offered. For those who are uncertain of the significance of this, the male stole the female’s quarter poun...
