Random Short Story. Mission: Clam Chowder.

Dear humans, Normal rules apply. No editing of any sort. This is purely fun. Now, please enjoy. Or not. Mission: Clam Chowder by R.J. Blain Someone had left a fresh container of clam chowder on the kitchen island. I prowled around the white, steaming...

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Feb 07, 2021
I wrote a short story on Facebook.

Here it is for your enjoyment. I’m even giving this one a title! The Taco Van by R.J. Blain A plate of fresh tacos waited just beyond the threshold of the white, rusty van with ‘FREE CANDY’ spray painted on the side. Who wanted free candy? Not this w...

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Feb 05, 2021
A Cat’s Guide to Publishing Wide.

Dear humans, Publishing. It’s complicated. Here’s our basic guide on wtf, how to go about doing it, and all that snazz. Get coffee. We’re warning you. This is legitimately complicated. Note: this post has been brought to you by A Magical Romantic Com...

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Feb 05, 2021
I will be MIA for a while.

R.J. here. In good news, I’d finished all my immediate deadlines. In bad news, my husband just went to the ER. It’s not COVID, but it’s also not good. As such, I’m probably not going to be as active as normal. I’ll keep everybody (who is interested)...

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Jan 25, 2021
Power outages are fun! (Not!)

Dear humans, Wild Wolf released today. The power went out, so there went that. In good news, it came back on before everything in the refrigerator and freezer spoiled. Barely. It was getting to the doomsday hour for that, but it came back on with som...

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Jan 20, 2021
Whee!

Dear humans, The female’s back is still a mess. The male’s back has decided to join in. Solidarity is not wise in this case, male human. Don’t join the female on this one. She does not want company this time. She took a day off, which was lovely! Pri...

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Jan 15, 2021