Dear humans, After many delays and general fuckery over at Audible, Water Witch is now available in audiobook format. It does contain Double Trouble, so don’t say you weren’t warned if you already bought Double Trouble. As a reminder, after all contr...
Dear humans, Welcome to the jungle. Today, the female woke up to another strike of an armchair editor. In good news, Amazon did not automatically slap on a quality notice. Had Amazon done this, she would have lost it. The error rate was 1 in 38,800 w...
Dear humans, We have returned. We are highly amused by the female, who received a 36 count box of Reese’s trees for the holidays from a friend. She immediately slaughtered one with ruthless and startling efficiently. Then she assigned them as treats....
Dear Humans, Greetings, greetings! The sun is directly in the female’s eyes. She is loudly protesting this, as it is ‘making it impossible to work’ and ‘how dare the burning day star position itself there?’ Apparently, she wants to work, but she cann...
Dear humans, The female has a migraine. She requires light to see, but the light stabs at her eyeballs and upsets her stomach. We have begun therapy treatments, which involve purring and covering her face with our warm, fuzzy bodies. She mumbled some...
Dear humans, The female is going to be turtling for the rest of this week. She has a lot of work to do and not nearly enough time to do it in, and honestly… when she isn’t doing the work, she wants to play with the new phone the male got her for the...
Dear humans, It has been brought to our attention that at least one reviewer wishes they had been warned about the ‘scolding’ at the end of the Flame Game. Okay. We’ll bite, since it was brought to our attention that this seems to be the case. Here i...
Bailey and Quinn are back for one last action-filled adventure! A corrupt police chief is on the loose, and it falls to Bailey and Quinn to put an end to him before he finds some way to weaponize the spreading rabies virus, create yet another batch o...
Dear humans, Thanks to several decisions by Amazon (who owns Audible), until future notice, there will be no more audiobooks produced. We’re sorry, but the current terms Amazon has opted to implement means readers/listeners can, without penalty, retu...
Outstanding is such a fun word, and given her way, the female will use it relentlessly today. We can’t really blame her. The IAN Book Awards, hosted by the Independent Author Network (which is vetted by the Alliance of Independent Authors, which the...
