Dear humans, Do you see this can? The female walked over a mile for this can. “If I exercise for 20 minutes, I can have a v8!” she exclaimed. With much excitement. This can, this thing filled with vegetables, somehow has raised itself up to be the eq...
Greetings, folks! I (R.J., as the kitties are busy sleeping because they’re lazy) have some general news for you regarding Kobo! A lot of it is good, especially for those who are on a tight budget. So, I’ll just plow through this so y’all can get bac...
A beloved friend sent me a surprise dragon skull! It’s PINK. I very much love it. It is made out of pink Aragonite, which was mined in Brazil. This is a repost from the R.J. Blain facebook page, but I (the author) felt it was worth repeating. A few n...
Dear humans, The female is being amused by a new app that is currently in the works. Booksniffer’s icon, admittedly, made her giggle, which led to her poking and prodding at it. Here is a screenshot of it in action. To join the fun, you can go to the...
Dear humans, Please forgive the clutter under the female’s desk. It’s very difficult for her to get under there to clean. Earlier today, we brought up health problems, life, the universe, and generally everything. Someone commented about how the fema...
Meet the female’s new chair. This is Baby. Blue Boy, Baby’s 2 week old predecessor, went to the Great Chair Graveyard in the sky due to a manufacturing defect. It tried to dump the female’s not-so-small ass directly onto the hydraulic pole of death,...
No, Client from Hell should not be releasing on Kobo tomorrow. There was a technical glitch, and while I’ve attempted to fix it, customer service has not gotten back to me. As such, kobo readers may get a preorder file tomorrow. It does not have the...
Greetings, folks! The female, AKA RJ, here. The cats are sleeping, and frankly… I’m way too tired today to help the felines manage the keyboard. So, I’ll just get onto the chase. You can find the new audiobooks here. This should automagically sort fr...
This is directly from R.J./the operator/author… but let’s face it, the cats would say similar. Except possibly with even more Really Pissed Off Commentary and cussing. Those who come onto the website and get nasty in the contact form because a book w...
Dear humans, We keep getting asked for a complete list of books in one place. Here you go. Enjoy. This has also been turned into a page, which can be found in the site’s main menu. Important Notice: In the case of the Royal States series, there are p...
