Be fabulous like this peacock. Monday need not be rainy and dreary! (In other news, Monday is rainy and dreary. The female’s knee is majorly ouchy, and we won’t talk about her case of tennis elbow. Life hurts right now. It’ll be better later… after t...
Last week, the male really, really, really wanted to order a CostCo ham dinner, so badly that the female asked a friend to buy it for them and ship it using her CostCo card. The male and female don’t have a CostCo card at current. Their apartment is...
Dear Humans, The female has been playing a daily game. It’s fun. We call it “Allergies or Plague.” Symptoms of allergies: Coughing, sore throat, sinus issues, aching, sometimes fever when they’re reaaaalllyyy bad, and so on. Symptoms of plague: see a...
Dear humans, One of my favorite hobbies includes climbing onto the female’s desk and trying to steal things. I do this approximately two or three times a month, after giving sufficient time to lower her defenses. How annoying I am about it is directl...
Dear humans, Please enjoy this picture of a mountain road cutting through the Sierras. It is pretty. The female enjoyed the drive. Send cookies, and spike them with vodka. The female is having a day. She needs to get writing done and editing complete...
Dear humans, This is an accurate representation of the Blain Household at current. The female would be the one sitting on the male, and yes, I still do sit on Princess as I see fit. If I fits, I sits! There is so much of Princess for me to sit upon....
Dear humans, Have a picture of my sister laying claim to the new hammock cat tree. This one is hers, and it goes where the male usually works during the day. My sister has, however, decided to sit near me while I work on this missive for your enjoyme...
Dear humans, Dish soap is a poison. It is not meant to be digested. Please ignore that this specific bottle of dish soap is actually an import from Canada. It moved with the female and the male, and they insist on refilling it from the bulk ones. It’...
Dear humans, Coffee might be the only thing keeping the female trudging along at this point. License to Kill is out for blood, and it wants the female’s. It might get what it wants at this stage. In other news, a politician proved to be useful! (We’l...
Paint me like one of your French girls. The female is in a mood this week, and it’s really, really scary, humans. First, the male asked why the female was having coffee. She may have said “So I don’t kill you today” or something along those lines. Th...
