Hey folks, R.J. here. The anthology kickstarter has funded. Hooray! Are you an author? Think you’re ready to submit to a publication? Submissions are open for Shattering the Glass Slipper and the other anthologies. Here are the deets: The NOIR, SHATT...
We did not mean to make that post a post. It was supposed to be a page. Please forgive us for the messy clutter. We are trying to update the website… poorly. So very poorly. We have fired the female. She is now crying in a corner eating nuggets. She’...
Dear humans, We must go nap, so you get the female tonight, and she is going to teach you how to be a stitch-bitch! Someone on facebook requested to be taught how to cross-stitch so they can join a cross-stitch project. If you are already a stitch-bi...
Dear humans, The female got new shoes! and new socks! We found this to be very exciting. The female was complaining because she was taxed extra for wanting pink. (Hint: the male’s shoes cost $40 less than the female’s shoes. She is a bit bitter over...
Edit Update: 24 hours is (probably??) over, so the Royal States portion of the adventure is over. (I think. It might be another hour or two but I wouldn’t count on it.) Dear humans, The female is at it with kickstarter again… except this time, she’s...
Dear humans, The female has a call in 10 minutes, so we’re going to make this brief. As the Kickstarter includes Runaway for print editions, the current goal is to have it ready for release at the same time the orders for the kickstarter are fulfille...
Dear humans, The female had, before posting the poll, set up a minimum goal of 20 people saying ‘yes’ before she would start the kickstarter. It took you approximately ten minutes to have 20 yeses. She is sulking in a corner. You have until the eveni...
Click here. Answer yes or no. We’re keeping it simple today. Each cover is $100 for the designer work, about $50 extra for other garbage I have to do to make them happen. I’m tacking on a 25% “I have to put up with this” fee, and the entire amount wi...
Dear humans, Princess here. The female did not allow me to eat her cell phone last night. This is how I feel about that. I am planning how to get my teeth on her phone. I will update you with more information later. I successfully landed one bite whi...
Current Price: $0.99. Sale is currently scheduled to end on Sunday night. You can take advantage of this sale at all major retailers, including Amazon, B&N, Kobo, and Apple Books. Death is a way of life outside of the safety of Inner Tulsa, and J...
