Well, , can I guess?First, let me guess what it’s not.It’s not stacking 12 bowls on your while riding a unicycle in the middle of a basketball court during halftime of the NBA finals.Oh! I have another guess.It’s not creating an entire song inc...
Dude - , would you ever do this?Sure, I’m a fan of sportsmanship. But...I’m also a fan of making sure my kids feel my superiority after I take them to the cleaners on family game night.Family game night sounds like fun, right? Can you bel...
Hey , have you ever done something this embarrassing?And you’re the only one to blame when you start by saying “it’ll be fine,” and end with things clearly not being fine.It starts with blue skies, and ends with fluorescent lights.You go from laughin...
How would you tell her?Trust me , I didn’t want to tell her. I mean, where do you even start?So far all I had was “Hey, uh, good morning. You see, uh, what happened is…” My voice was shaky as I fumble over my words, but the new neighbor had to und...
There were no other options , we had to go back.In fact, we went back twice. The second time because we knew what an amazing experience it was going to be. The first time going back was because we had to. We had to make sure that we wer...
To tell you the truth , it was hard to tell.I think she meant it to be a compliment.It definitely started out as one.But then…well. The other day Lori approached me as I was leaving the gym. She told me that these emails are having a huge impact on...
Well , it happened again.This time it started before I was 6 steps out of bed. As I closed the bathroom door, a towel fell to the floor and cleverly aligned itself to allow closing, but not latching. Awesome. Stopping to re-ope...
Seriously , what was I supposed to do?As I stood there, frozen, I began to answer. But before the words came out of my mouth I stopped. Lacking conviction, I couldn’t get the answer out.The consequences swirling in my head and heart stymi...
Well , it happened again.Last night, in fact.Reaching to open the sliding glass door, I feel my eyes widen with frustration and my heart rate increase as I see her there. She’s just...standing there.“What are you doing?!” I snap out, in a sharp...
Quick question — do you talk to yourself?OK you got me. Instead of quick questions, I should have said trick question. Because if you said “no,” you probably didn’t say it aloud to anyone around you. You said it in your head. ...
