Believe me, .Getting your face shoved into the ground while you struggle is a memorable experience.The right cheek and eye socket act as a kickstand while your sweat-soaked hair mops ringworm, impetigo, and MRSA off the wrestling mat.Your teeth go th...

Seriously ,You won’t believe it.How is it possible that I’ve never noticed this before?  I’ve encircled that city park with the nice playground, basketball court, and hilly corner thousands of times.  I know the discolored patch of gra...

Bad news ,You’ve been lied to (again).Don’t be too upset, it wasn’t on purpose (this time).They just think that you’re weak (because they are).You’re told - Be sure to pace yourself so you don’t burn out.Did you catch it?  The deceitful fable th...

I'm telling you , it was a battle.  Have you ever been so confused by someone’s actions that you can’t control your body movements and emotions?Eyebrows pull in and downward as your chin retreats and slowly sways side to side, struggling to...

Shit.  Only one more week.A single set of seven days remain until I have to do it.Today I’m going to enjoy Christmas with family and distract myself with delicious food and smiling, sugar fueled, slightly out of control children.  But in th...

Obese people are causing more deaths than anything else.And to be clear - obesity is a choice in nearly every case.  Wait, before I go on...*Disclaimer:  I do not think obese people are bad people.  This is not ‘fat shaming’ or dispara...

- I need to be honest with you.This isn’t going as planned.  You were supposed to get an explanation of how a piece of popular advice always ends in modest results and leaves you unsatisfied, like a shitty light beer.To appear clever, I tr...

Hey -Are you sure that’s the best way to go about it? Like, really sure?I get it - it feels like the thing to do.You choose missing out on certain things in order to build something for the future.“Always play the long game” is great advice in...

Well ,Today, Thanksgiving 2020, is the Holiday that isn’t.Don’t worry, this email is not about politics.It’s not Government “mandates” (suggestions) ruining Thanksgiving.It’s not even cancel culture and the “woke” damnation of pilgrims.You never saw...

Hey ,You're not going to believe what happened last weekend.“Don’t stab the tire” sounds obvious when you’re stuck in the snow on the side of the freeway, doesn’t it?But obvious doesn’t mean easy when you’re squatting down, cutting chains off car tir...