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What's up !?You need to know something. I know I haven't been sending out weekly emails in a while, but I do miss you.That's not what I came here to say, but I couldn't hold it in!I'll cut to the chase: I'm writing a book.Why should you give a shit?...

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Sep 12, 2023
Are you ready? I’m not sure...

It had to happen .I wish it didn’t come to this, but it did.Maybe you can keep your shit together without daily accountability.  You don’t have to make a daily list and play a run-on game with yourself to be productive.  If that’s the case,...

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Aug 27, 2021
What about yesterday?

Well , this isn’t over.You know how sometimes you wish you would have said that.During a conversation something doesn’t sit well, but you can’t exactly pinpoint it.  Or you don’t agree, but struggle to find the words to explain yourself.So, you...

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Aug 20, 2021
Did you make this choice on purpose?

Hi ,Do you ever find yourself making a bad decision, but shrugging it off while telling yourself "it's not a big deal?"  If you’re like me, you probably use the line "it's fine" before moving on.It actually happened again the other day at the pa...

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Aug 13, 2021
You never saw this coming...

You knew it was a party . but let’s be honest.  You never saw this coming.  Not from a gym party.You expected some of it:The lights.The full bar.The chafing dishes taking every measure to ensure the catered buffet gets burnt to the bottom o...

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Aug 06, 2021
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 was an embarrassing first time

That was a first, .I’ve come close before, but NEVER like that.And NEVER in public.EMBARRASSING.Arriving at the airport a little late, I was distracted.  The red-eye flight that departs at 11:30 pm begins boarding at 10:55.  I parked at 10:...

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Jul 30, 2021
Watch out for this - especially early

Well , I’ve got to tell you...It’s too early for this shit.Shuffling into the kitchen and turning on the coffee pot, I patiently wait the 1 minute our quick brewer takes to drip out a full pot of coffee.  Something seems strange as I grab the bl...

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Jul 23, 2021
OK, {{contact.first_name}}, can I guess?

Well, , can I guess?First, let me guess what it’s not.It’s not stacking 12 bowls on your while riding a unicycle in the middle of a basketball court during halftime of the NBA finals.Oh!  I have another guess.It’s not creating an entire song inc...

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Jul 16, 2021
Does this drive you crazy?

Dude - , would you ever do this?Sure, I’m a fan of sportsmanship.  But...I’m also a fan of making sure my kids feel my superiority after I take them to the cleaners on family game night.Family game night sounds like fun, right?  Can you bel...

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Jul 09, 2021
Have you ever been this embarrassed?

Hey , have you ever done something this embarrassing?And you’re the only one to blame when you start by saying “it’ll be fine,” and end with things clearly not being fine.It starts with blue skies, and ends with fluorescent lights.You go from laughin...

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Jul 02, 2021