Author Behaving Badly: Am I Allowed to Quit Now?

Nothing says “I love you” quite as much as readers bullying authors using one of Amazon’s shitty tools to do it. I am exhausted. A few times a week, as of late, I get this lovely notice. “One or more of your books has quality items that need to be ad...

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Mar 08, 2022
Updated Bernadette Franklin Covers!

Greetings, folks! The Bernadette Franklin books have gotten a facelift! (And any queued typos that were addressed without being uploaded have finally been uploaded. Don’t ask us which books or how many, we don’t know. We know nothing anymore.) The pr...

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Mar 08, 2022
Kickstarter Progress: the Extended Edition

Dear humans, Did you hear that screamy sound? That was the female. Apparently, her sanity is gone. Just gone. This picture of the female’s BOOX is an excellent representation of the situation. So. Kickstarter. What is it? Why is it? When is it? The k...

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Mar 04, 2022
Upcoming Books

Dear humans, We have been asked about upcoming books. While we posted about this in the State of the Blain post in February, we are posting again. We’re in a mood, so please expect plenty of snark. And frankly, we get rude at one stage. We’re really...

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Mar 03, 2022
Some Serious Talk.

Initially, I posted this on my personal facebook page to get it out of my system. This has been bothering me for a while. The blogger who came onto my blog to complain at me because I dare to have a ‘to be continued’ in the middle of a series just he...

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Feb 21, 2022
State of the Blain Address: February 2022 Edition.

Hey, folks. The cats are sleeping. Or playing. Possibly threatening to take over the world. As such, you get the general creator today. I’m going to start off with a warning that this includes a rant. Frankly, it’s starting with the rant. Last night,...

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Feb 17, 2022
Inquisitor is on sale for $0.99.

As the armchair editors successfully got Beginnings suppressed, I have decided to offer one book at $0.99 once a month for essentially the rest of eternity. The first book up for grabs is Inquisitor, the first Witch & Wolf novel. Some readers hav...

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Jan 03, 2022