Dear humans, We’re sorry. (But we’re not that sorry.) Let us explain: for the first time in five years, the female is taking off for the holidays. She deserves time with the male. This is the beginning and the ending of that story. Without moving Pla...

Hey, folks. Truth is, I (that RJ person) is too tired to get the cats, wrangle them, and make them earn their keep today. As such, they’re sleeping. (Their favorite hobby, y’all.) Here is Zazzle having claimed ownership of my purse. Here is Princess...

Dear humans, Y’all are weird. Like, really weird. We of the Furred & Frond Management love y’all to pieces, but y’all are weird. As the title of this post suggests, we have gotten an amusingly high number of people speculating that the Vigilante...

Following the assassination of Senator Maybelle, widespread rioting and unrest transform the presidential campaign into a lethal circus. With protests raging over the new bill, the government scrambles to restore peace and order. Armed with a probati...

There may be bugs. In fact, considering the number of formulas, despite the hours of bug hunting I’ve done… there are probably bugs. I did this for me and am sharing with you because I can, so please be kind if you find a bug. I’ve removed as many as...

Hey, folks. You’re getting the human today. It’s me! RJ! Hooray. Okay, not even going to lie, that was tiring to type. So, I’m going to get straight to the chase today because I have a bazillion things to do before I can go to bed tonight, and I’d li...

Dear humans, Buckle up. This is going to be a long ride. Get a drink, make sure you’re not reading while drinking, as we have a hobby of making as many people spit on their devices as possible, and enjoy the show! To begin with, we would like to offe...

Dear humans, Welcome to a new installment on ‘A Cat’s Guide to Writing!’ I am your host, Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant. I steal the intel from the human female’s brain, and I share it with you! We of the Furred & Frond Management hope you find this...

Dear humans, In this installment of A Cat’s Guide to Writing, we’re going to attempt to pick the female’s brains for all of her secrets. Since that icky gray mass has more than a few secrets, we’ll start with something rather important to writing a b...

Dear humans, We had to peel the female off the ceiling this morning. She is still breathing fire. Frankly, it’s a little disconcerting. 1: We have a typo form on the website. Please use it. We have removed the option to email in kindle files because...