Dear humans, On the quest for positivity, we want to open a post about book recommendations. Please recommend your favorite books here. There are a few rules, as follows: Warn other readers about sensitive material. Do not recommend books that glorif...
When we have time, we will be going through all comments and removing any that may be inflammatory or negative in nature. While we do allow unmoderated comments from those who have posted comments before, we will be removing any comments that may cla...
Dear humans, The female is a lot closer to USA Today qualifications than she thought possible even a week ago, and as such, we’re opening the blog for authors to participate in a book fair between May 18 through 24. Every day, we will feature a new c...
Dear humans, In a recent comment, someone found the concept of the Royal States series to be offensive due to their liking of the constitution. The female’s button has been pressed. You know that red button? The one that makes her mimic my sister’s e...
Dear humans, Grave Humor lurks on the horizon. The female checked on the preorders for it today. We are officially at the “if the release week goes exceptionally well, there is a chance the book might make it to USA Today” stage of the game. As such,...
We’re sorry, humans. Finger training had us use our home zip code rather than the PO Box’s zip code. Here is the correct address: RJ Blain / Pen & Page PublishingPO Box 2663Cupertino, CA 95015 We have put ourselves in the corner and fixed the pos...
Dear humans, Those who use facebook (and follow the page) already know the female Has Opinions on the USPS, it’s status as an essential service, and so on. The female has decided that she is taking action. She bought stamps, and she will use these st...
Dear humans, We meant to do this yesterday, but life happened. The female became busy picking a fight with Grave Humor, and the allergies struck again, this time bringing a rash. The rash has mostly cleared up after taking allergy medications. Keywor...
Dear humans, As most of you are aware, the female has a somewhat meticulous approach to how she handles her scheduling. She needs to write certain books to survive: see Magical Romantic Comedies (with a body count.) Readers buy what they want to read...
Dear humans. We can has a tired. It’s a big tired. The Royal States series is being rebranded, and I’m so thrilled to show you the covers so far. Here they are! A Guiding Light and Huntress are up next, and the female will be able to begin earnest wo...
