COVID round 87
COVID is raging yet again. Experts expect the US to cross 200,000 new daily infections in the very near future. But what…
Read issue →I call it "the Twnews"
Hi there, Here's my weekly update for August 4th, 2021... @MDGNewsman RT @RonFilipkowski: I’m dying!!!! Devin Nunes is…
Read issue →No News is good news, right?
News Monkey claims that "Hump Day" is a national holiday; hence, he won't be writing today's Morning Sixpack. If he…
Read issue →COVID-19, all the time
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you knew it was coming: Shutdown 2.0, 2021 edition. Calls for shutting…
Read issue →US bombs Afghanistan AND economy
The United States military bombed the hell out of the Taliban and the US Congress bombed the hell out of the US economy,…
Read issue →The Morning Sixpack Monkey took the day off
Hello! I'm writing a very brief email to you today because you've probably noticed that the Morning Sixpack didn't hit…
Read issue →US economy eclipses pre-pandemic level, but will it last?
Tough call. On the one hand, the economy is rip-roarin'! It grew at an annualized rate last quarter of 6.5 percent.…
Read issue →Invest in masks...
The CDC announced yesterday that you should probably go back to wearing masks in social settings, since, ya know, the…
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