News Monkey claims that "Hump Day" is a national holiday; hence, he won't be writing today's Morning Sixpack.

If he doesn't come around by tomorrow, I'll try to crank one out in the morning.

Sorry for the lack of news today. But you could always take a look at the Blog.

Til next time (hopefully, tomorrow)...

Make it a great day!

Bill

PS 🙊 News Monkey is hearing NOTHING about working today, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow. Your subscription will be pro-rated to account for this injustice.

PPS 💔 Speaking of injustice, it would be sad if My Daily Grind News came to an, um, grinding halt. Help it stay alive (and News Monkey, too) by contributing here.