So there was this camel beauty pageant...
You have got to "drink" the sixth "bottle" of today's Morning Sixpack. I won't give it away (except for that headline,…
Read issue →"I plead the Fifth"
In case you haven't heard, the rats on #TFG's Titanic are choosing to invoke the Fifth Amendment, which is hilarious…
Read issue →and NOW there's a Christmas tree shortage!
Damn, not-caused-by-humans-and-don't-call-it-climate-change climate change! Haven't we heard enough about the supply…
Read issue →SICK
Ex-president Donald Trump (aka "#TFG," aka "Mango Mussolini," aka "The Tangerine Tornado") was sick with COVID when he…
Read issue →The new normal
Nope, I'm not talking about COVID. I'm talking about federal government shutdown talk. Whenever there's a Democrat as…
Read issue →All hell will break loose
Or will it? What am I talking about? You may think it's about the (possibly) historic overturning of Roe v. Wade…
Read issue →From OMICRON to OMG
Yesterday, I told you about omicron... (Should that be capitalized?) Today, I'm telling you Bill Cosby is back in the…
Read issue →OMICRON
Damn it, damn it, damn it. I hate it when I'm right about bad stuff. In what seems like a decade ago (2020), I said if…
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