NOT BREAKING NEWS: Joe Manchin is a jackass
Whelp, for anybody paying attention, it was no surprise that Joe Manchin, Senator of the 2nd poorest state in the US,…
Read issue →The GRIFT is on [SPECIAL EDITION]
See those [brackets] in the Subject: line? Supposedly, those draw attention and magically make you open emails. It's a…
Read issue →UPDATE: The News is broken.
Today, I regret to inform you that life has gotten in the way and I won't be publishing a Morning Sixpack. It may be…
Read issue →It would help if I linked out to the site!
Yesterday was a really bad day for #TFG. A federal judge that he appointed ruled that he had to turn over his tax…
Read issue →Writing these subject lines is tiring. Just read the damned story, okay?
Yesterday was a really bad day for #TFG. A federal judge that he appointed ruled that he had to turn over his tax…
Read issue →STAY HOME TODAY (Baby it's cold outside)
You disappoint me. Only 6 out of every 10 of you opened my last email. Sad. Just joshin' ya! The above stat is true, but…
Read issue →Mother Nature hates the South [PLUS more news about...]
Clickbait, here I come! After fully 70 percent of y'all opened my last email, I feel like a new man! (Newsman?) But…
Read issue →#TFG is getting DRILLED
Cue SCOTUS, they're going to be inundated with cases from #TFG. He apparently doesn't want any of his White House…
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