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"I plead the Fifth"

In case you haven't heard, the rats on #TFG's Titanic are choosing to invoke the Fifth Amendment, which is hilarious since Trump (at least once) said, "The mob pleads the fifth. If you aren't guilty, why plead the fifth?"


Yeah, there's a quote for everything from the ex-president.


In other news, Germany has a new leader and Pfizer says their vaccine is effective against the new COVID variant, omicron.


I'm not taking any chances. I'm still mostly isolating. When I do go out in public, indoors, I'm wearing a mask. I'm still physically distancing, too. And I've been poked three times now.


(Hey now!)


I'm onboard for getting a booster every six months from here on out.


At some point, though, that free shot won't be free any more...


Get the rest of the Morning Sixpack here.


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Make it a great day!


Bill


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